Lancaster's Choice — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Lancaster's Choice
John Stuart Mill · en
So, groaning under the hand of her relentless enemy, Lady Lancaster was
fain to relinquish her design of superintending the loves of her nephew
and the earl's daughter for that day at least. She made arrangements
for the party to proceed without her, and surrendered herself to the
good offices of her maid for the day.
And a doleful day Mlle. Elise had of it, too, for her lady's temper,
never sweet, was sharp as vinegar under the stress of her affliction.
In vain did Elise apply the hot fomentations and the vaunted liniments,
in vain darken the room, and with kindest ministrations endeavor to woo
quiet and repose to the couch of the afflicted one. Lady Lancaster
being full of selfishness and venom always, vented it with even more
than usual rigor upon the head of her unoffending handmaid, and keeping
up a series of groans, hysterics, and revilings, made hideous the gloom
of her curtained chamber.
So, groaning and lamenting and scolding, Lady Lancaster passed the
hours of her penance, and toward high noon the devoted maid had the
satisfaction of hearing her acknowledge that she felt a little better,
and that if the sharp twinges of pain did not come back into her
shoulder, she might perhaps fall into a little doze.
"Thank God," said Elise, devoutly, to herself, and she smoothed and
patted the lace-fringed pillows, and sat down to watch her mistress's
slumbers, feeling intensely relieved, and praying within herself that
the shrewish dowager might not open her keen black eyes again for at
least twenty-four hours.
"For I do not believe that her shoulder can hurt any worse than mine,
with the rubbing I have given her," said the French woman, ruefully, to
herself; and she was afraid to breathe lest those wrinkled lids should
open again, and the querulous voice demand some further service from
her weary and impatient handmaiden.
"And if the pay wasn't so good, I would not stay in her service another
day," said the woman to herself. "She grows harder and more vixenish
every day of her life. As old as she is, she does not seem to be making
any preparations for dying. I dare say she expects to live forever.
Ugh! how yellow, and wrinkled, and ugly she is, with the paint and
powder off, and her wig of gray curls in the box; I should want to die
if I were as ugly and witchy-looking as she is."
And the maid settled her coquettish little cap a little more rakishly
upon her befrizzled hair, and made a grimace expressive of intense
satisfaction with her own young and pretty face. For Elise, in common
with many of her sex, believed that beauty was a great power in the
world, and had vague dreams of making capital out of hers as soon as
she had saved up a little pile of money, enough to start a thread and
needle and ribbon shop for herself in London, where she expected to
captivate some handsome and flourishing young tradesman with her pretty
face and gay attire.