Life of Frederick Courtenay Selous, D.S.O., Capt. 25th Royal Fusiliers — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Life of Frederick Courtenay Selous, D.S.O., Capt. 25th Royal Fusiliers
John Stuart Mill · en
"'I seed him, sir; I seed him with my own eyes, indeed I did,'
answered the policeman.
"'Oh, deary, deary, deary me,' wailed the matron, whose
unfortunate obliquity of vision had gained her so irreverent a
nickname.
"'Which window was it, officer?' asked the headmaster.
"'The one near the end of the room,' replied the policeman. In
another moment the window in question was thrown wide open and
several heads were protruded into the cold night air.
"'There's nothing here,' said the headmaster.
"'Well, I'm ----' said the policeman, leaving it to his
audience to finish the sentence according to their several
inclinations. At this moment an exclamation from the French
master caused everyone to turn round. In his anxiety to get to
the window, one of the undermasters had pushed the end of
Leroux's bed sharply to one side--without however awakening its
occupant--and exposed to the Frenchman's sharp eyes a portion of
the rope which had been attached to the dummy figure which was
the cause of all the excitement. Stooping down to catch hold of
it, he at once saw the dummy under the bed, and pulled it out
with an exclamation which Leroux afterwards affirmed was
certainly 'sacre.'
"'Well, I'm ----' again said the policeman, without going any
further, and so again leaving his hearers in doubt as to what he
was. Old Rex, the headmaster, then seized Leroux by the
shoulder, and shook him violently, but for some time without any
other effect than to cause him to snore loudly; otherwise he
appeared not only to be fast asleep, but to have sunk into a
kind of comatose condition. At last, however, he could stand the
shaking no longer, and so opened his eyes.
"'Do you know anything about this, Leroux?' said old Rex
sternly.
"'Yes, sir,' said Leroux.
"'It was a cruel hoax,' said the headmaster.
"'I wanted to play a joke on the Bobby,' said Leroux.
"'Well, I'm ----' murmured that functionary, once more
discreetly veiling any further information which might otherwise
have been forthcoming by covering his mouth with his left hand.
"'Officer, these boys have played a shameful trick on you, but
you did your duty. I'm sorry that you should have been disturbed
in this way. Boys, I know you are all awake, I shall inquire
into this matter to-morrow.' So saying, but looking very much
relieved, the headmaster turned on his heel and left the room,
followed by all those who had entered it with him after having
been roused from their sleep by the policeman.