New York: Its Upper Ten and Lower Million — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
New York: Its Upper Ten and Lower Million
John Stuart Mill · en
The man of business was a phlegmatic individual of about forty years;
a dull heavy face adorned with green spectacles, and propped by a
huge black stock and a pair of immense shirt collars. Mr. FETCH was
indeed Israel's MAN; he in some measure supplied the place of the late
lamented Jedediah Buggles, Esq., 'whose dignity of character and strict
integrity,' etc., etc., (for the rest, see obituaries on Buggles in the
daily papers).
"Fetch, they _do_ roar," responded Israel. "Was there notice of the
failure in the afternoon papers?"
"Had it put in myself. Dilated upon the robbery which was committed on
you last night, in the cars; and spoke of your disposition to redeem
the notes of Chow Bank, Muddy Run and Terrapin Hollow, as soon as--_you
could make it convenient_."
"Yes, Fetch, in about a week these notes can be bought for ten cents
on the dollar," calmly remarked Yorke, "they're mostly in the hands of
market people, mechanics, day-laborers, servant-maids, and those kind
of people, who _can't afford to wait_. Well, Fetch, what were they
sellin' at to-day?"
"Three shillings on the dollar. You know we only failed this mornin',"
answered Fetch.
"Yes, yes, about a week will do it"--Israel drew forth a gold pencil,
and made a calculation on a card,--"In about a week they'll be down
to ten cents on the dollar. We must buy 'em in quietly at that rate;
our friends on Wall street will help us, you know. Well, let's see how
the profit will stand--there are in circulation $300,000 of Chow Bank
notes--"
"And $150,000 of Muddy Run," interrupted Fetch.
"And $200,000 of Terrapin Hollow," continued Yorke,--"Now supposin'
that there are altogether $500,000--a half million of these notes now
in circulation--we can buy 'em in _quietly_ you know, at ten cents on
the dollar, for some--some--yes, $50,000 will do it. That will leave a
clear profit of $450,000. Not so bad,--eh, Fetch?"
"But you forget how much it cost you to get the charters of these
banks--" interrupted Fetch. "The amount of champagne that I myself
forwarded to Trenton and to Harrisburg, would float a small brig.
Then there was some ready money that you loaned to Members of
Legislature--put that down Mr. Yorke."
"We'll say $5000 for champagne, and $25,000 loaned to Members of
Legislature (though they don't bring anything near that now), why we
have a total of $25,000 for _expenses incurred in procuring charters_.
Deduct that from $450,000 and you still have $425,000. A neat sum,
Fetch."
"Yes, but you must look to your character. You must come out of it
with flyin' colors. After nearly all the notes have been bought in, by
ourselves or our agents, we must announce that having recovered from
our late reverses, we are now prepared to redeem all our notes, dollar
for dollar."