Nick Carter Stories No. 123, January 16, 1915: Half a million ransom; or, Nick Carter and the needy nine. — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Nick Carter Stories No. 123, January 16, 1915: Half a million ransom; or, Nick Carter and the needy nine.
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He sat in an awful state of mind, trying to do his problems in vain, and
talking to himself.
At dinner he ate nothing. At tea time he was worse, for he was seasick,
and had to be carried out. And when study hour came, there he was with
his problems again.
The young ones had gone to bed. Mr. Ginger, also. The professor presided
at the study table, and Mrs. Stuffemwell sat by the fire, crocheting.
All was very still, when, suddenly, there came three knocks on the door.
The professor never stirred. They came again.
“Shall I open the door, sir?” said Brown.
“For what?” asked the professor.
“A knock, sir,” said Brown.
“I heard none; but see,” said the professor.
Brown opened the door. There was no one there.
He took his seat again. Before he had lifted his book, the door was
pushed open, and in walked some one. The professor took no notice;
neither did Mrs. Stuffemwell. But Brown, staring, as we all did, cried
out:
“Why, there’s Plug.”
“Where?” asked the professor.
“There,” said I. “There,” said we all, pointing to the spot.
“I see no one in the room but ourselves,” said the professor, “and I
have private reasons to believe that Thomas, whom you impolitely call
Plug, will not be here to-night. I shall not mention why I think so
here.”
“But I see him,” cried Decker.
“There!” said Sprat.
“There!” said I.
“There!” said Brown.
“How dare you say so, young gentlemen?” said Mrs. Stuffemwell.
But we all saw Plug, white as a sheet, his black tongue sticking out of
his mouth; and as he came toward us, and we saw a red stain on his
breast, we knew it was his ghost; and Decker uttered an awful yell, and
flung himself on his knees, and began to pray for mercy on his soul. And
then the professor began to roar, and Mrs. Stuffemwell to shriek with
laughter, and Plug, pulling something black out of his mouth, laughed,
too.
“I’ve had revenge enough, young gents,” said he. “I don’t want to kill
nobody, nor to dissect ’em, neither; but I’d had tricks enough played on
me, and I thought I’d see if I couldn’t play one, too. Asking
professor’s leave, I heard your plans at the window; and as I’ve been
with traveling play actors in my time, I knew what a bladder of blood
could do, and jest how to manage the whole of it. And so I’ve had my
turn for once, I hope, if you do think me a fool--as I ain’t, young
gents, I promise you.”
With which Plug bowed to the professor and Mrs. Stuffemwell, and toddled
away, out of the room.
We three were glad to get a caning next day, but Decker was too sick to
bear one for a week; and I know, for he told me so, that he never
attempted to play a joke on any one again.
MOVING THE JURY.
A Canadian barrister named McSweeny was a thorough student of human
nature, and master of the art of observation. Nothing escaped his
notice. While engaged upon a case, he watched the jury as a cat watches
a mouse, and frequently astonished his clients by ending his arguments
very abruptly and submitting the matter to the jury.