Practical English Composition: Book II.: For the Second Year of the High School — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Practical English Composition: Book II.: For the Second Year of the High School
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The book, too, is rich in humor. Among other delightful things
we read of a will which, like almost every other will, gave as
much disappointment as pleasure; of a child of three who
possesses the usual charms of that age, an imperfect
articulation, an earnest desire of having his own way, many
cunning tricks, and a great deal of noise; of apricot marmalade
applied successfully as a remedy for a bruised temple; of a
company who met to eat, drink, and laugh together, to play at
cards or consequences, or any other game that was sufficiently
noisy; of a husband who is always making remarks which his wife
considers so droll but cannot remember; of Constantia wine,
which is equally good for colicky gout and broken hearts; of a
face of strong natural sterling insignificance; of a girl who
was pleased that a man had called and still more pleased that
she had missed him; of a woman of few words, for, unlike people
in general, she proportioned them to the number of her ideas;
of a newspaper item that interested nobody except those who knew
its contents before; and of a man who was perfectly the
gentleman in his behavior to guests and only occasionally rude
to his wife and mother-in-law.
It is true that the two heroes are not very heroic, Edward
Ferrars being only a curate and Col. Brandon a poor old man of
36 with a flannel waistcoat; but the latter is pretty thoroughly
the gentleman and the former gives up a fortune of 30,000 pounds
in order to marry a girl whom he does not love, thereby
furnishing, if not an example of good sense, at least an
agreeable contrast to Marianne's lover, Willoughby, who marries
a girl whom he does not love in order to get the money which he
is too genteel to earn.
On the whole, it is a wonderful book to have been written by a
girl of twenty-one.[4]
[4] Reprinted, by permission of The Macmillan Company, from the
introduction of _Sense and Sensibility_, edited by Edwin L. Miller.
III. Notes, Queries, and Exercises
1. Among the important functions of a newspaper is the task of
announcing the appearance of new books, describing their
contents, and commenting on their merits. The style of such
notices should, above everything else, be clear. Most of them
are unfortunately disfigured by a jargon which repels readers
instead of inducing them to peruse the books reviewed.
2. What information should the heading of a book notice furnish?