Stories told by the miller — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Stories told by the miller
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“_Done!_” exclaimed the first brother; “what do you mean? I haven’t made
a penny or seen anybody I think as well of as myself. There is nothing
to be got by giving oneself all this trouble. The world is an overrated
place, I can tell you. What have _you_ got out of it?”
“Nothing,” said the second; “and I agree heartily with every word you
have said.”
At this moment they looked up and saw the third brother coming over a
hillock. He did not look much more prosperous than themselves.
“We won’t tell him,” they said; “we will pretend we have done wonders
and made our mark, and then we’ll get a pretext to be rid of him before
he finds out the truth. It would never do for him to lose his respect
for us.”
“Hi!” cried the youngest brother, “this is luck indeed!” And when he had
greeted them he sat down beside them in the sand.
“Hullo! how are you?” said the eldest.
“Oh, well enough,” replied he.
“And how have you got on, and how much money have you made?”
“Oh, no money,” replied the young man, “but I think I have picked up a
little experience.”
“Pooh!” cried the others in a breath. “That’s all very well, but it
isn’t good enough for _us_.”
“Are you rich, then?” asked the youngest.
“Rich?” cried the eldest, “did you say rich? I am rolling in gold. I
have a great shop in which the merchandise of four kingdoms changes
hands, and my counting-house is so fine that two Emperors drove up last
Sunday and asked if they might be allowed to go over it. I said yes, of
course. There was a Bishop in the carriage, too.”
The youngest brother’s eyes grew round. “Well, that’s grand indeed,” he
said.
“And I,” broke in the middle brother—“I have no taste for buying and
selling; in fact, I think it rather low. But a lady fell in love with
me, so I married her. She inherited money from a Duke, who is her uncle,
and she asks nothing better than I should spend it.”
“Well, well, well!” exclaimed the youngest.
Then he looked curiously at his companions. “And how is it,” said he,
“that such great people as you have come here on foot? I should have
imagined you would have arrived on horseback or in carriages.”
“Oh, we live so close by that it was not worth while disturbing the
servants,” they replied quickly.
“Then you live in the nearest town and in the same house?” continued he.
“Yes, yes,” answered the second. “My wife cherishes me so that she
insisted upon my brother living with us, for fear I should feel
homesick. It was very good of her, but what an idea to be homesick for
such a hole as our mother’s farm, when I live in the finest house in the
market-square!”