Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four Million — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four Million
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Mr. Kelley’s politeness would not suffer the distinguished Colombian to
brave the dangers of the return unaccompanied. At the door of the Hotel
Español they paused. A little lower down on the opposite side of the
street shone the modest illuminated sign of El Refugio. Mr. Kelley, to
whom few streets were unfamiliar, knew the place exteriorly as a “Dago
joint.” All foreigners Mr. Kelley classed under the two heads of
“Dagoes” and Frenchmen. He proposed to the General that they repair
thither and substantiate their acquaintance with a liquid foundation.
An hour later found General Falcon and Mr. Kelley seated at a table in
the conspirator’s corner of El Refugio. Bottles and glasses were
between them. For the tenth time the General confided the secret of his
mission to the Estados Unidos. He was here, he declared, to purchase
arms—2,000 stands of Winchester rifles—for the Colombian
revolutionists. He had drafts in his pocket drawn by the Cartagena Bank
on its New York correspondent for $25,000. At other tables other
revolutionists were shouting their political secrets to their
fellow-plotters; but none was as loud as the General. He pounded the
table; he hallooed for some wine; he roared to his friend that his
errand was a secret one, and not to be hinted at to a living soul. Mr.
Kelley himself was stirred to sympathetic enthusiasm. He grasped the
General’s hand across the table.
“Monseer,” he said, earnestly, “I don’t know where this country of
yours is, but I’m for it. I guess it must be a branch of the United
States, though, for the poetry guys and the schoolmarms call us
Columbia, too, sometimes. It’s a lucky thing for you that you butted
into me to-night. I’m the only man in New York that can get this gun
deal through for you. The Secretary of War of the United States is me
best friend. He’s in the city now, and I’ll see him for you to-morrow.
In the meantime, monseer, you keep them drafts tight in your inside
pocket. I’ll call for you to-morrow, and take you to see him. Say! that
ain’t the District of Columbia you’re talking about, is it?” concluded
Mr. Kelley, with a sudden qualm. “You can’t capture that with no 2,000
guns—it’s been tried with more.”
“No, no, no!” exclaimed the General. “It is the Republic of Colombia—it
is a g-r-reat republic on the top side of America of the South. Yes.
Yes.”
“All right,” said Mr. Kelley, reassured. “Now suppose we trek along
home and go by-by. I’ll write to the Secretary to-night and make a date
with him. It’s a ticklish job to get guns out of New York. McClusky
himself can’t do it.”
They parted at the door of the Hotel Español. The General rolled his
eyes at the moon and sighed.
“It is a great country, your Nueva York,” he said. “Truly the cars in
the streets devastate one, and the engine that cooks the nuts terribly
makes a squeak in the ear. But, ah, Señor Kelley—the señoras with hair
of much goldness, and admirable fatness—they are magnificas! Muy
magnificas!”