Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four Million — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Strictly Business: More Stories of the Four Million
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So Haylocks went shopping in the bazaars where men spake through their
noses and rubbed their hands and ran the tape line ecstatically over
the bulge in his inside pocket where reposed a red nubbin of corn with
an even number of rows. And messengers bearing parcels and boxes
streamed to his hotel on Broadway within the lights of Long Acre.
At 9 o’clock in the evening one descended to the sidewalk whom Ulster
County would have foresworn. Bright tan were his shoes; his hat the
latest block. His light gray trousers were deeply creased; a gay blue
silk handkerchief flapped from the breast pocket of his elegant English
walking coat. His collar might have graced a laundry window; his blond
hair was trimmed close; the wisp of hay was gone.
For an instant he stood, resplendent, with the leisurely air of a
boulevardier concocting in his mind the route for his evening
pleasures. And then he turned down the gay, bright street with the easy
and graceful tread of a millionaire.
But in the instant that he had paused the wisest and keenest eyes in
the city had enveloped him in their field of vision. A stout man with
gray eyes picked two of his friends with a lift of his eyebrows from
the row of loungers in front of the hotel.
“The juiciest jay I’ve seen in six months,” said the man with gray
eyes. “Come along.”
It was half-past eleven when a man galloped into the West Forty-seventh
Street Police Station with the story of his wrongs.
“Nine hundred and fifty dollars,” he gasped, “all my share of
grandmother’s farm.”
The desk sergeant wrung from him the name Jabez Bulltongue, of Locust
Valley farm, Ulster County, and then began to take descriptions of the
strong-arm gentlemen.
When Conant went to see the editor about the fate of his poem, he was
received over the head of the office boy into the inner office that is
decorated with the statuettes by Rodin and J. G. Brown.
“When I read the first line of ‘The Doe and the Brook,’” said the
editor, “I knew it to be the work of one whose life has been heart to
heart with Nature. The finished art of the line did not blind me to
that fact. To use a somewhat homely comparison, it was as if a wild,
free child of the woods and fields were to don the garb of fashion and
walk down Broadway. Beneath the apparel the man would show.”
“Thanks,” said Conant. “I suppose the check will be round on Thursday,
as usual.”
The morals of this story have somehow gotten mixed. You can take your
choice of “Stay on the Farm” or “Don’t Write Poetry.”
VII
THE ROBE OF PEACE
Mysteries follow one another so closely in a great city that the
reading public and the friends of Johnny Bellchambers have ceased to
marvel at his sudden and unexplained disappearance nearly a year ago.
This particular mystery has now been cleared up, but the solution is so
strange and incredible to the mind of the average man that only a
select few who were in close touch with Bellchambers will give it full
credence.