Swenson, Dispatcher — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Swenson, Dispatcher
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Esrov's urbane voice came from the desk speaker. "Mr. Swenson, you have
some information for us?"
"Yes, Esrov. I've just seen your message to our Board and I want you to
know that I can certainly understand your position. I could not prevent
the restraining order. However, I have a suggestion as to what you can
do about it."
"We are doing everything we can."
"Didn't you support Senator Higby for re-election last year? Well, he
has shipped with us on an inspection tour of planetary outposts. Right
now, he's on the Moon and will speak at 1:30 this afternoon at the
official opening of the new Recreation Center. It occurred to me that
it might be worthwhile for you to send him a message suggesting that he
incorporate in his speech something about the laxity of the Planetary
Commerce Commission that allowed you to get into this mess."
"An excellent idea, Mr. Swenson. We shall give it immediate
consideration. And, by the way, if for any reason your employment with
Acme should terminate, we should be able to find a suitable position
for you with our company."
"Thanks, Esrov." Swenson switched off the set.
"You dirty, stinking," O'Toole blared, "doublecrossing--"
"Calm down, O'Toole. Don't get off the rocket until she's on the
ground. I've got reasons."
"Reasons? You haven't even got _reason_! And you're a crook!"
"Now don't let my Irish half get on top. I want that Senator to talk as
long as possible. Let's go back to the egg."
"You've laid it."
"For the last time, let me explain. If evolution had followed my
theory, I, being a man, would not lay eggs. Women would and therefore
they would escape--"
"Swenson," Mister Cerobie called from the door of the Board Room, "you
are hired--tentatively--as a dispatcher, not an egg-evolution theorist.
Now come in here. The Board wants to talk to you."
Swenson jerked the diagram out of O'Toole's hand and followed Cerobie.
Ten minutes later, he came out of the Board Room, saying: "Gentlemen,
the Senator speaks at 1:30 this afternoon. At 6:00 either fire me,
crucify me and make me drink boiled beer alone, or give me a raise."
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The clock on the wall over the dispatcher's desk showed 2:59 when
Swenson called Acme's Luna City Terminal. "Dispatcher to Numbers 7
and 4, have crew stand by to blast off in exactly 15 minutes. I don't
give a damn about regulations or the P.C.C. This is an order from your
company. It must be obeyed. Number 7 will follow course as originally
planned--destination Mars. Number 4 will blast for Earth, curve to be
given in space."
Fifteen minutes later, the dispatcher's office at Acme Interplanetary
Express was quieter than an abandoned and forgotten tomb. The Board
of Directors stood silently in a semi-circle behind Swenson. Every
employee, even the stenographers, were jammed into the frowsy room.