The Boys of Grand Pré School: Illustrated — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Boys of Grand Pré School: Illustrated
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“Do?” said Captain Corbet; “why, do somethin solemn. I should like--” he
added, mildly. “Ef you could, it would be kind o’ sewthin ef you could
sing a hime.”
“A hymn,” said Bart; “certainly.” Now, Bart had a quick talent for
making up jingling rhymes; so he immediately improvised the following,
which he gave out, two lines at a time, to be sung by the “B. O. W. C.”
It was sung to the mournful, the solemn, the venerable, and the very
appropriate tune, known as “Rousseau’s Dream.”
“Why did we deprive the Frenchman
Of his lands against his will,
Take possession of his marshes,
Raise a school-house on the hill?
“‘Twas a foolish self-deceiving
By such tricks to hope for gain;
All that ever comes by thieving
Turns to sorrow, care, and pain.
“Ours is now the retribution;
See the fate that falls on us--
Awful tasks in Greek and Latin,
Algebra, and Calculus!
“Yet for all the tribulation
Which the morrow must behold,
We may find alleviation
In the Frenchman’s _pot of gold!_”
The wailing notes of the tune rose up into the dark night, and the
tones, as they were dolefully droned out by the “B. O. W. C.,” died away
in the dim forest around.
Captain Corbet gave a long sigh as they ended. “Solemner and solemner!”
he slowly ejaculated. “I wish the biz was over.”
“Well,” said Bart, “the way to have it over is to begin as soon as
possible. But remember this, all of you: after the first stroke of spade
or pickaxe, not a word must be spoken--not a word--not one; no matter
what may happen; no matter how surprised, astonished, terrified,
horrified, mystified, or scarified we may be. Mum’s the word; any other
word will break the spell; and then, where are we? And you, Solomon,
mind the lights! Don’t you dare to let one of them go out: as you value
your life, keep them going. Above all, mind that tin kettle in the
corner; the wick is bad, and it’s flaring away at a tremendous rate. And
don’t let the baskets upset. Have you got your matches?”
“Ya--yasr,” said Solomon, whose teeth were now chattering again, and who
looked with utter horror at the row of lights which he was ordered to
watch.
“Will you take the pickaxe, captain?”
“Wal,” said Captain Corbet, in a faint voice, “I hardly know; perhaps
you’d better dig, an I’ll go over to the fence, and see that no one
comes.”
“Go over to the fence!” cried Bart. “What! go out through that row of
lights? and after our incantations? Why, Captain Corbet! Don’t you think
of anything of the kind. We are seven. It’s a mystic number. You must
stay with us.” Captain Corbet heaved a sigh.
“Wal,” said he, “I’ll take one of the spades.”