The Boys of Grand Pré School: Illustrated — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Boys of Grand Pré School: Illustrated
John Stuart Mill · en
SUCH, then, was the explanation of the mystery of the discordant, the
hideous roar. To those who have heard the bray of a donkey it will be
intelligible how such a noise, sounding suddenly in the still midnight,
to inexperienced ears may have been full of terror; while to those who
have not heard it, a simple assertion of the above fact will, it
is hoped, be all that is necessary. It was the donkey’s bray which,
according to the fable, terrified the animals of the forest, after he
had put on the lion’s skin. Now, this donkey was clothed in something
more dreadful than a lion’s skin: he was clothed in the darkness and the
gloom of night, and his roar might well terrify those who heard it under
such circumstances, without knowing whence it came.
After the first surprise they all burst into a roar of laughter. It
was an immense relief to them all; but their merriment was a little
intermingled with feelings of shame, as the dark and dreadful mystery
thus resolved itself into the ridiculous form of a poor little donkey.
As for Solomon, the effect produced on him was greater than on the
others. As the first peal of the bray struck his ears, he started, his
jaw dropped, his eyes rolled up. Then, as the whole truth came to him,
he dashed his hat to the ground, threw his head back, and burst into
a perfect thunder-peal of laughter. There he stood, while the donkey
brayed, swinging his aged frame and his grizzled head backward and
forward, tossing his arms, and at last holding his aching sides.
And it was,--“O, dis sight! De jackass! O, de gracious sakes! Shades an
powers ob darkness! Sich _a_ succumstance! An’ dis nigga a gwine mad
wid feah about _dat!_ An all de blubbed breddern ob de Double bubble: de
mos’ wossfle, de patrick, de venebubble wodden, an all de ress, a flyin
on de heels ob de Granjer pander drum! wid a small jackass a chasin all
dem high an’ mighty ’ficials! Tinkin him de vengin sperrit ob a ole
Cajian slashin an swingin a pot ob gold ober our bressed heads! O, dis
erf alive! Nebber did dis nigga spec to fin out sich _a_ succumstance!
An de stonishing way we _did_ put! Gracious! how my ole heels did kick
up! Reglar ravin stracted wid terror we was; mind, I tell you! An dar
come a juvenile jackass out ob de wood to devour us up! Say, blubbed
breddern, whar’s dat ar minral rod? Spose you get dat ar stick for a
ridin whip; wonder ef ’twouldn’t make dat ar jackass gee up. Tell you
what now, Mas’r Bart, you jest get on dat ar animal’s back wid Mas’r
Bruce, an’ sing one or two ob dem dar cantations, an de rest ob you get
some magic candles an set fire to de top knot on de end ob dat ar tail.
Tell you what, dat’ll make him gee up--will so! Yah! yah! yah! yah! yah!
Ye-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-p!”
“Solomon, my son,’ said Bart, as the old fellow, after giving a wild
yell, was getting ready for another outburst.