The Boys of Grand Pré School: Illustrated — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Boys of Grand Pré School: Illustrated
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“Yes, mos wossfle,” said Solomon, with a grin. “Would it be too much to
ask you to be kind enough to allow us to finish our rustic repast? As it
was interrupted by the noise of this quadruped, we think that it would
be very desirable to resume it, unless you prefer remaining here for the
rest of the day imitating the animal before us.”
“All right, mos possible,” said old Solomon, catching up his basket.
“Couldn’t help it. Had to let out strong. Bust if I hadn’t did so. Fust
man dat mentions de name ob a donkey to me, dis ole niggall bust. Dat’s
so!”
Saying this, Solomon kicked up one leg, then slapped one hand down hard
on his knee, and stood for a moment with his head bent down, while his
whole frame shook with internal laughter. At length he raised his head,
and presented to the view of the boys a face as grave, as demure, and
as solemn as the visage of a judge who is about to pronounce a sentence,
only there was an irrepressible twinkle in each of his small black beads
of eyes which took a little from the mask of gravity with which his face
was covered.
Then he took up the basket, and walked back towards the old French
orchard. The boys passed him, reaching the cellar first. Then they all
sat down again, and Solomon, for the third time, spread the table before
them.
“Dis heah,” said he, “chil’en, am de third and de lass time. Ef any ob
you runs away, he’ll lose his bressed dinna, now an forebbermore. Amen.
So you go ahead, an eat, fass as you can. De visions ain’t gwine to
spile your ’gestions.”
The boys were hungry, and ate in silence. Solomon stood apart
unobserved, with a broad grin on his face, occasionally muttering to
himself, and shaking all over with laughter. After each of these silent
explosions, he would suddenly recover his gravity, mutter to himself
some solemn rebuke, and look awfully grave for about half a minute, till
a new explosion came.
That discovery had been too much for him. He had seen the donkey when
it came, but he had never heard it bray. The terror over him had been
tremendous. Every night since then had been a night of fear, and it was
the violent revulsion of feeling from his former panic which brought on
this joyousness. It took him all the rest of the term to get over his
tendency to burst forth on all occasions into fits of laughter.
At length the repast was over, and Solomon at last had the satisfaction
of feeling that his efforts had been fully “’preciated.” The boys felt
like giants refreshed, and Solomon looked with great complacency upon
the bones of the fowls and the empty dishes.
“Dat’s about de ticket,” he said, as he piled the dishes into the
basket. “Didn’t want to carry back such a hebby load to de ’Cad’my.
Been tuggin at it all day. Got to hurry back now.”
“What, Solomon! you’re not going?” said Bart.
“Got to--must.”
“Nonsense! We can’t spare you yet. We want to talk to you.”