The ghosts of their ancestors — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The ghosts of their ancestors
John Stuart Mill · en
The winter died and still there was no cessation of hostilities. The
choir-room of St. Paul's, where the ladies of the Bengal mission met and
listened to itinerant lecturers, or sewed garments for the needy, was the
usual field for battle. When Mrs. Snograss arrived late one day for Mr.
Timbuckey's talk on the piety of George Crabbe, she was unfortunately
ushered to Miss Georgina Knickerbocker's bench. That haughty lady, the
enemy being comfortably ensconced, arose and stalked over to Mrs.
Rumbell's seat, followed by her sister and the Mansion girls, so that the
bustle ensuing spoke to everybody of what was taking place. Patricia
smiled a mortified, half-sad smile at Mrs. Snograss, but the Trentonian
only accepted it as additional insult.
A month later Mrs. Rumbell fainted when her sewing-chair was placed by the
disturber of her peace. She was one of the most violent in her aversion to
the newcomer. The Rev. Samuel Slumnus shook his fat finger at his
mother-in-law, as the crafty dowager, enjoying the excitement created by
her feigned swoon, could see with her eyes half-opened. Such conduct was
not to be borne. "Rebellion in my own family," fumed the perplexed
dominie. "I must put a stop to it at once." In his agitation he clasped
and unclasped his hands and caressed his sparse locks. When a hush fell at
last upon the room, he was seen mounting the choir-platform.
"The meeting of the Easter Guild will be held this year at the residence
of Mrs. Snograss," he sputtered. For a full minute silence reigned--then
came a clangor of tongues. "He is almost as red in the face as if he
choked on the prune-pits in the Knickerbocker fruit-cake," some irreverent
one whispered. It was said afterward that Mrs. Snograss had put a
five-dollar bill in the mission-box as she left the choir-room that
morning--a performance not without effect. A few parishioners were even
heard to lament the fact that Dr. Slumnus's family was not of the same
standing as his wife's. Miss Georgina declared privately to her sister
that any one who went to the Snograss woman's should never darken the door
of Goby House again. But when the day preceding Easter came, and she heard
from Julie of the delight the town was taking in the prospect of viewing
the much-talked of Snograss interior, one venturesome housekeeper having
even asserted that she intended going up to the chambers, Miss Georgina,
wild with jealousy, decided to carry the war into the enemy's country.
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