The ghosts of their ancestors — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The ghosts of their ancestors
John Stuart Mill · en
Together these two elderly Knickerbockers were unweary in their efforts to
interpret high life to their circle. Their family pride was more expansive
than their brother Jonathan's. He talked chiefly of his Aunt Jane, the
milk-weed lady, of his renowned father, and of that dim shade of a
Knickerbocker who was the friend of Lord Cornbury. Miss Georgina had
climbed higher into her hereditary tree. She prated of a great-uncle who
married a niece of Lord Campbell--a cousin underscored in her records as
Laird of Barula--the grand Makemies, the high-stepping Gabies, and the
learned Gobies. And, as for Aunt Jane, why, she was dowered with a larger
chest of silver than any Jersey woman of her day. Those records of her
paduasoys and alamodes would have sickened a Custis; and her
love-affairs!--the wench herself might have been astounded at hearing that
she once refused a patroon of Rensselaerswyck and a president of the
College of New Jersey.
Quietly Miss Julie would sit and listen to her sister, but, once away from
her, she would assume what she believed to be the Almack manner, call
imagination to her aid, and discourse to her long-suffering acquaintance.
Aunt Jane's chest of plate became a veritable crown furgeon laden with
tasters, posset cups, punch-bowls, muffineers, and salvers of priceless
and unique patterns. Her gowns would have done credit to a Drury Lane
queen. The patroon of Rensselaerswyck drank a flask of camphor to forget
his Jane. Scores of suitors died of lacerated hearts for her dear sake,
and the president of the College of New Jersey vowed he could not hear the
word love spoken in his presence, not even in his young gentlemen's
conjugations.
It was the arrival, from the vulgarian camp of Trenton, of one Mrs.
Snograss that first brought interference with the sway of these gentle
ladies. That year, in which Richard Sheridan first played the organ in St.
Paul's and Mrs. Snograss elected to reside in York, proved, indeed, an
eventful one for the community. The genteel portion of Gotham society,
like the family of the Vicar of Wakefield, was wont to lead a peaceful
life. Most of its adventures befell it by its own fireside, or consisted
of migrations from the blue bed to the brown. Or there was the yearly
glimpse of the Branch, or Schooley's Mountain, and on rare occasions
venturesome parents took their offspring to Hobuck for a
fortnight--especially if they were marriageable daughters.
The Misses Knickerbocker had visited the latter place in its transition
period. There Georgina purchased her Davenport tea-service for a song, and
was fond of telling of the fact. And Julie treasured a sweeter memory of
the green Elysium--a dried-up flower of memory, but once a rose,
nevertheless, carefully guarded from the world, hidden indeed from herself
most of the time.