The golden windmill, and other stories — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The golden windmill, and other stories
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“The idea came to me suddenly, excellency,” replied the aviator, “and
you may consider it worthless. It is just this. The resemblance is so
amazing. Paul Jouperts has given us more valuable information than
any one at present in our service. And the English know that. There is
an award of twenty-five thousand francs on his head. Twice they have
captured him, and each time he escaped. All the company commanders and
their staff have his photograph. He is a serious thorn in their flesh.”
“Well?” replied the man with the medals.
The aviator whispered confidently:
“Suppose, your excellency, that they found the dead body of Paul
Jouperts?”
“Well?” replied the big man.
“My suggestion is this. To-morrow, as you know, the English are attacking
Hill 701, which we have for tactical reasons decided to evacuate. If
after the attack they find the dead body of Paul Jouperts in, say, the
second lines, they will take no further trouble in the matter. You
know their lack of thoroughness. Pardon me, I was two years at Oxford
University. And consequently Paul Jouperts will be able to—prosecute his
labors undisturbed.”
The man with the medals twirled his mustache and looked thoughtfully at
his colleague.
“Where is Paul at the moment?” he asked.
“He is acting as a gardener at the Convent of St. Eloise at
Mailleton-en-haut, which, as you know, is one hundred meters from the
headquarters of the British central army staff.”
The man with the medals took two or three rapid turns up and down the
room. Then he said:
“Your plan is excellent, Hausemann. The only point of difficulty is that
the attack started this morning.”
“This morning?” exclaimed the other.
“Yes. The English attacked unexpectedly at dawn. We have already
evacuated the first line. We shall evacuate the second line at
eleven-fifty. It is now ten-fifteen. There may be just time.”
He looked suddenly at old Sam in the way that a butcher might look at a
prize heifer at an agricultural show, and remarked casually:
“Yes, it is a remarkable resemblance. It seems a pity not to ... do
something with it.”
Then, speaking in German, he added:
“It is worth trying, and if it succeeds, the higher authorities shall
hear of your lucky accident and inspiration, Herr Hausemann. Instruct
Over-lieutenant Schutz to send the old fool by two orderlies to the east
extremity of trench 38. Keep him there till the order of evacuation is
given. Then shoot him, but don’t disfigure him, and lay him out face
upwards.”
The aviator saluted and withdrew, accompanied by his victim. Old Sam had
not understood the latter part of the conversation, and he did not catch
quite all that was said in English, but he felt that somehow things were
not becoming too promising, and it was time to assert himself. So he
remarked when they got outside:
“Now, look’ee here, mister, when be I goin’ back to my tarnips?”
And the aviator replied with a pleasant smile: