It seemed a very long journey. It was just as they were going through a
rather squalid district near Cricklewood that the golden chance occurred
to him. The fares had somewhat thinned. There were scarcely a dozen
people in the ’bus. Next to him barely a yard away he observed a poor
woman with a baby in her arms. She had a thin, angular, wasted face,
and her clothes were threadbare but neat. A poor, thoroughly honest and
deserving creature, making a bitter fight of it against the buffets of a
cruel world. Edwin’s heart was touched. Here was his chance. He noticed
that from her wrist was suspended a shabby black bag, and the bag was
open. He would slip up near her and drop in a half-crown. What joy and
rapture when she arrived home and found the unexpected treasure! An
unknown benefactor! Edwin chuckled and wormed his way surreptitiously
along the seat. Stealthily he fingered his half-crown and hugged it in
the palm of his left hand. His heart beat with the excitement of his
exploit. He looked out of the window opposite and fumbled his hand
towards the opening in the bag. He touched it. Suddenly a sharp voice
rang out:
“That man’s picking your pocket!”
An excited individual opposite was pointing at him. The woman uttered
an exclamation and snatched at her bag. The baby cried. The conductor
rang the bell. Every one seemed to be closing in on Edwin. Instinctively
he snatched his hand away and thrust it in his pocket (the most foolish
thing he could have done). Every one was talking. A calm muscular-looking
gentleman who had not spoken seized Edwin by the wrist and said calmly:
“Look in your bag, Madam, and see whether he has taken anything.”
The ’bus came to a halt. Edwin muttered:
“I assure you—nothing of the sort—”
How could he possibly explain that he was doing just the opposite? Would
a single person believe a word of his yarn about the half-crown? The
woman whimpered:
“No,’e ain’t taken nothin’, bad luck to ’im. There was only four pennies
and a ’alfpenny anyway. Dirty thief!”
“Are you goin’ to give ’im in charge?” asked the conductor.
“Yer can’t if ’e ain’t actually taken nothin’, can yer? The dirty
thievin’ swine tryin’ to rob a ’ard workin’ ’onest woman!”
“I wasn’t! I wasn’t!” feebly spluttered Edwin, blushing a ripe beetroot
color.
“Shame! Shame! Chuck ’im off the ’bus! Dirty sneak! Call a copper!” were
some of the remarks being hurled about.
The conductor was losing time and patience. He beckoned vigorously to
Edwin and said:
“Come on, off you go!”
There was no appeal. He got up and slunk out. Popular opinion was too
strong against him. As he stepped off the back board, the conductor gave
him a parting kick which sent him flying on to the pavement. It was an
operation received with shrieks of laughter and a round of applause from
the occupants of the vehicle, taken up by a small band of other people
who had been attracted by the disturbance. He darted down a back street
to the accompaniment of boos and jeers.