It says something for Edwin Pothecary that this unfortunate rebuff to
his first attempt to do a good action did not send him helter-skelter
back to the fried fish shop in the Waterloo Road. He felt crumpled,
bruised, mortified, disappointed, discouraged; but is not the path of
all martyrs and reformers strewn with similar débris? Are not all really
disinterested actions liable to misconstruction? He went into a dairy and
partook of a glass of milk and a bun. Then he started out again. He would
see more rural, less sophisticated people. In the country there must be
simple, kindly people, needing his help. He walked for several hours
with but a vague sense of direction. At last he came to a public park. A
group of dirty boys were seated on the grass. They were apparently having
a banquet. They did not seem to require him. He passed on, and came to
an enclosure. Suddenly between some rhododendron bushes he looked into a
small dell. On a seat by himself was an elderly man in a shabby suit. He
looked the picture of misery and distress. His hands were resting on his
knees, and his eyes were fixed in a melancholy scrutiny on the ground.
It was obvious that some great trouble obsessed him. He was as still as
a shadow. It was the figure of a man lost in the past or—contemplating
suicide? Edwin’s breath came quickly. He made his way to him. In order to
do this it was necessary to climb a railing. There was probably another
way round, but was there time? At any minute there might be a sudden
movement, the crack of a revolver. Edwin tore his trousers and scratched
his forearm, but he managed to enter the dell unobserved. He approached
the seat. The man never looked up. Then Edwin said with sympathetic tears
in his voice:
“My poor fellow, may I be of any assistance—?”
There was a disconcerting jar. The melancholy individual started and
turned on him angrily:
“Blast you! I’d nearly got it! What the devil are you doing here?”
And without waiting for an answer he darted away among the trees. At the
same time a voice called over the park railings:
“Ho! you, there, what are you doing over there? You come back the way you
came. I saw yer.”
The burly figure of a park-keeper with gaiters and stout stick beckoned
him. Edwin got up and clambered back again, scratching his arm.
“Now then,” said the keeper. “Name, address, age, and occupation, if
_you_ please.”
“I was only—” began Edwin. But what _was_ he only doing? Could he explain
to a park-keeper that he was only about to do a kind action to a poor
man? He spluttered and gave his name, address, age, and occupation.
“Oh,” exclaimed the keeper. “Fried fish, eh? And what were you trying to
do? Get orders? Or were you begging from his lordship?”
“His lordship?”
“That man you was speaking to was Lord Budleigh-Salterton, the great
scientist. He’s thinkin’ out ’is great invention, otherwise I’d go and
ask ’im if ’e wanted to prosecute yer for being in ’is park on felonious
intent or what.”