The Green Millennium — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Green Millennium
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"Tormenting?" Jack's voice rose. "I wasn't tormenting him. Just taking
precautions. He came in here like a screwball, not saying anything,
dancing around on his toes, babbling about a cat. As if he was about to
go off his nut. Dangerous."
Cookie's tight-lipped face bobbed up and down in agreement, but Juno
wasn't at all impressed. "He seemed about as dangerous to me as yeast
spread. Why didn't you let him find his cat and get out?"
Jack's face registered astonishment. "Juno, was it you let in this
Ikeless Joe?" (It took Phil a moment to realize Ikeless meant lacking
I.Q.) "I was wondering how he got past Old Rubberarm. Do you mean to
say you fell for that story about a cat?"
"Well, isn't there one?" Juno demanded, scanning the room.
"How could there be, Juno?" Jack protested, the barest note of
intellectual superiority beginning to creep into his voice. "You didn't
see one, did you? No. And if there had been a cat, wouldn't it have
been after these mice like a shot? And where could it hide in here,
anyway? It couldn't have got in there," he went on as Juno's gaze
rested on the inner door. "_He's_ in there." Juno nodded. "So where
could it be, I ask you?" Jack finished. "You don't suppose Cookie and
me ... I kidnapped it, do you?"
Juno rubbed her battered nose thoughtfully. She turned on Phil a face
that was friendly but heavy with doubt. "Let's hear some more about
that cat, son. What color was it?"
"Green," Phil heard himself say, and even as he saw the looks of
incredulity appear on the faces around him, he couldn't keep himself
from going on: "Yes, bright green. And he liked cranberry sauce. He
just came to me an hour ago. I called him Lucky because he made me
feel so good, as if I could understand everything."
There was a long silence. Phil felt his spirits sink past zero. Then
Juno laid on his shoulder a huge hand that made it sag. "Come on, son,"
she said gently. "You better get going."
Jack strode up with a wry eye on Juno. "Look, Mister," he said to Phil
in a solicitous voice in which the mockery was still cautious, "I had
an appointment with an analyst for tonight, but I think you need it
more than I do." And he handed Phil a torn-off bit of phonoscribe tape.
Phil accepted it humbly and put it in his pocket. Cookie tittered. Juno
whirled on him. "Look," she roared, "his being a nut doesn't excuse
laughing at him any more than bullying!"
The inner door opened, but Phil couldn't see inside, because a tall,
fat man with a sooty jowl and thick dark glasses pretty well filled it.
Phil sensed a note of respectfulness in the other three.
"What's the racketting about?" the fat man demanded in a voice which
startled Phil because it was Old Rubberarm's.
"This guy--" Cookie began, but stopped at a quick look from Jack.
The thick glasses flashed at Phil. "Oh, one of your nut admirers,
Jack," the fat man said comprehendingly. "Get him out of here."
"Sure, Mr. Brimstine," Jack said. "Right away."