The Happy Adventurers — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Happy Adventurers
John Stuart Mill · en
"I've had the rummest experience you ever. Young Outram says it was
-pyh- -psy- -pysh---ghosts, you know. He says I must tell you _exactly_
what happened and not leave out anything, because quite small things
might turn out to be most important. Young Outram is great on ghosts
and Spirits, he says it is because he was born in the East. It happened
like this. Y.O. and me were sitting together at our desk, which is at
the back beside the window. It is a very good desk. Old Nosey was
talking about _Macbeth_--or perhaps it was _Paradise Lost,_ I am not
sure of this point, because sometimes he does one and sometimes the
other, according to the mood he is in. But it was one of them. Y.O. and
I were making a list of Probable Players in next term's 1st XV, and we
both said 'Jenkyns will have left', at the same time, so we hooked
little fingers and said Kipling, and were wishing a wish when all of a
sudden, _without the slightest warning_ there appeared, sitting on _our
desk,_ the most absolutely top-hole parrot I ever saw in my life. We
sat staring, because, you see, we never saw the beast fly in, and if it
flew through the window we _must_ have seen it, because of my arm being
on the window-sill. While we were still staring I _distinctly_ heard
your voice say, 'Do come here, Dick.' Just those words and then no
more. Then the parrot vanished absolutely, tail and everything, though
it was the finest parrot's tail I ever saw in my life. I can tell you,
Moll, it made me sit up hearing you like that. Y.O. said my freckles
came out like a rash because I got almost pale under them. I wish I'd
seen myself. Then we made the astonishing discovery that none of the
other chaps had seen the parrot, in fact they say it is a cock-and-bull
story, but we are sitting tight because of the phyc-thingummy. Young O.
says that whatever it is he has to be in it too, because most probably
it was owing to his peculiar Indian ghostiness that we saw it at all. I
don't quite agree, but anyhow that's what he says, and he'd better be
in. Please write by return of post if you can explain this phenomenon.
We hope you aren't dead.
"Yours affec.,
"DICK."
Mollie read this letter through twice, then laid it down and ate her
egg and toast without thinking much of what she was doing. She felt
rather startled again; things were certainly queerish. Either her vivid
dream had penetrated to Dick's brain--and such experiences were not
altogether unknown between the twins--or else--or else Prudence really
_had_ come yesterday, and there was something in that story of the
Time-travellers. So the experiment had worked too. She remembered the
brilliant parrot.