The History of Duelling. Vol. 1 (of 2) — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The History of Duelling. Vol. 1 (of 2)
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As civilization improved, the ladies were allowed to witness these
exhibitions; and a curious duel is related by Brantôme. At the
coronation of Henry II, a dispute arose between a Baron des Guerres
and a certain Seigneur de Faudilles, and they applied for a “field”
to settle the quarrel: the sovereign, however, had made a vow not to
sanction any duel since the death of his favourite De la Chasteneraye;
and they therefore met at Sedan, which was under the sovereignty
of Monsieur de Bouillon. The combatants appeared after all due
preparation; Le Sieur de Faudilles having lighted a fire and set up
a gallows, to the which he intended to suspend the corpse of his
antagonist. They were both attended by their _parrains_; the baron
being armed with a peculiar sort of sword, called _épée bâtarde_, the
dexterous use of which had been taught him by a cunning priest. The
action commenced, when Faudilles ran his sword through the baron’s
thigh, and inflicted a large wound that bled most profusely; then,
throwing away the sword, a wrestling match ensued, the baron being
very expert in this exercise, which had been taught him by a priest
of Brittany, a chaplain of Cardinal de Lennicourt. Both parties now
belaboured each other furiously, although from loss of blood the baron
was every moment becoming more weak; until a scaffolding, upon which
were collected a vast throng of ladies and elderly gentlemen assembled
to see the fight, broke down with a tremendous crash. The outcries
and shrieks of the ladies, with limbs bruised and fractured, added to
the general uproar, the bystanders not knowing whom they should first
assist,--the combatants, who, sprawling on the ground, were still
pummelling each other; or the affrighted ladies: while the relations
and friends of the baron, perceiving that he was becoming more
enfeebled, roared out, “_Throw sand in his eyes and mouth--sand--sand
in his eyes and mouth!_” which advice they dared not have given but
for the interruption of the fall of the scaffolding; for the bystanders
were not allowed to speak, move, or even blow their noses: the baron
took the hint, and lost no time in seizing a handful of sand, and
cramming it into the eyes and mouth of his opponent, who gave in,
amidst the loud shouts of the spectators, some approving and others
blaming the stratagem; the baron’s friends asserted that his opponent
had yielded, which his party as firmly denied; and had it not been for
M. de Bouillon, the judge of the “field,” both parties would have come
to blows.