The Infant's Skull; Or, The End of the World. A Tale of the Millennium — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Infant's Skull; Or, The End of the World. A Tale of the Millennium
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"But how will you explain the sudden change that has turned you from an
idiot to a sane man? People will want to know why you pretended to be an
idiot. You will be severely punished for the ruse. Oh, my friend, all
that makes me tremble."
"After I am married I shall tell you my reasons for my long comedy. As
to my transformation from idiocy to sanity, that is to be the subject of
a miracle. The thought struck me this morning while I followed your
mistress and the Queen to the hermitage of St. Eusebius. Everything is
explainable with the intervention of a saint."
"And why did you follow the Queen?"
"Having woke up this morning before dawn, I happened near the fosse of
the castle. Hardly was the sun up when I saw at a distance your
mistress and the Queen going all alone towards the forest. The
mysterious promenade pricked my curiosity. I followed them at a distance
across the copse. They arrived at the hermitage of St. Eusebius. Your
mistress remained there, but the Queen took the path to the Fountain of
the Hinds."
"What could she be up to at that early hour? My curiosity also is now
pricked."
"That is another question that I shall satisfy you upon after we are
married, Marceline," answered Yvon after a moment's reflection; "but to
return to the miracle that is to explain my transformation from idiocy
to sanity, it is quite simple: St. Eusebius, the patron of the
hermitage, will be credited with having performed the prodigy, and the
monk, who now derives a goodly revenue from the hermitage will not deny
my explanation, seeing that the report of the new miracle will double
his tithes. His whole fraternity speculate upon human stupidity."
The golden-haired Marceline smiled broadly at the young man's idea, and
replied:
"Can it be Yvon the Calf that reasons thus?"
"No, my dear and sweet maid, it is Yvon the lover; Yvon on whom you took
pity when he was everybody else's butt and victim; Yvon, who, in return
for your good heart, offers you love and devotion. That is all a poor
serf can promise, seeing that his labor and his life belong to his
master. Accept my offer, Marceline, we shall be as happy as one can be
in these accursed times. We shall cultivate the field that surrounds the
forester's hut; I shall kill for the castle the game wanted there, and
as sure as the good God has created the stags for the hunt, we never
shall want for a loin of venison. You will take charge of our vegetable
garden. The streamlet of the Fountain of the Hinds flows but a hundred
paces from our home. We shall live alone in the thick of the woods
without other companions than the birds and our children. And now,
again, is it 'yes' or 'no'? I want a quick answer."
"Oh, Yvon," answered Marceline, tears of joy running from her eyes, "if
a serf could dispose of herself, I would say 'yes' ... aye, a hundred
times, 'yes'!"