The Last Million: How They Invaded France—and England — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Last Million: How They Invaded France—and England
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And while we are discussing London, let me recommend you to make a point
of getting acquainted with the London policeman. He is a truly great man.
Watch him directing the traffic down in the City, or where Wellington
Street, on its way to Waterloo Bridge, crosses the Strand. He has no
semaphore, no whistle; but simply extends an arm, or turns his back,
and the traffic swings to right or left, or stops altogether. Foreign
cities, even New York, are not ashamed to send their police to London
to pick up hints on traffic control from the London “Bobby.” Watch him
handle an unruly crowd. He is unarmed, and though he carries a club, you
seldom see it. If you get lost, ask him to direct you, for he carries a
map of London inside his head. He is everybody’s friend. By the way, if
he wears a helmet he is one of the regular force. A flat cap is a sign
of a “Special”—that is, a business man who is giving his spare time, by
day or night, to take the place of those policemen who have joined the
Colours. But, “Regular” or “Special,” he is there to help you.
There are no skyscrapers in England. The fact is, London is no place for
skyscrapers. It was New York which set the fashion. That was because
Manhattan Island, with the Hudson on one side and the East River on the
other, is physically incapable of expansion, and so New York, being
unable to spread out, shot upwards. Moreover, New York is built on solid
rock—you ask the Subway contractors about that!—while the original London
was built on a marsh, and the marsh is there still. So it will not
support structures like the Woolworth Building.
Most of our national highways start from London. There is one, a Roman
road, called Watling Street, which starts from the Marble Arch and runs
almost as straight as a rod from London to Chester, nearly two hundred
miles; and it never changes its name after the first few miles, which are
called the Edgware Road. Another, the Great North Road, runs from London
to Edinburgh, and is four hundred miles long. One hundred years ago the
mail coaches thundered along that road night and day, and highwaymen
had their own particular pitches where no other highwaymen dreamed of
butting in. Five years ago that road was a running river of touring
automobiles. Now, strings of grey military motor lorries rumble up and
down its entire length. Perhaps you will ride on some of them.