The Last Million: How They Invaded France—and England
John Stuart Mill · en
We are much interested in the saluting methods of our Allies. The
Frenchman salutes with the open hand, palm forward and fingers pointing
upward. The Britisher brings his elbow into play, and salutes with
horizontal forearm. Both French and British officers salute in different
fashion from their men.
The British practise strange refinements of their own. Bond, the stout
medical Major whom last we met travelling in a railway compartment from
Liverpool,—yes, we may as well divulge it; it was Liverpool,—was one
of the first Americans to make a serious attempt to grapple with the
fundamental laws of the subject. Almost immediately on arrival he was
sent to Belgium, with other members of the craft, to render invaluable
assistance at a British Casualty Clearing-Station not far from Ypres—that
graveyard of British soldiers and German hopes. He observed with approval
the punctilious, if complicated, fashion in which all ranks greeted one
another in public places, and set himself to take notes and master the
combination. Two months later, a prey to overstrain, he took a week’s
leave in Paris, where he encountered that eccentric but companionable
Anglo-American, Major Floyd.
They exchanged greetings and news. Floyd, it seemed, was now attached
to the American Army, having been appointed a liaison officer. Then
Bond said: “Floyd, I am glad I met you. You are one of the most lucid
exponents of British institutions in captivity, and I want you to explain
to me just half a dozen or so of the most common variations of the
British military salute.”
Floyd nodded sympathetically.
“I know,” he said. “It seems complicated, but all you have to do is to
get hold of the fundamental idea. Here it is. The one thing a British
soldier must never do is to remove his cap.”
“Why?”
“If he takes it off, he is ‘improperly dressed’; and that practically
disqualifies him from ‘getting on with the war’ for the time being.
So he remains covered, indoors and out, except in church and during
certain portions of the burial service. In fact, at moments of ceremonial
intensity, such as the playing of the National Anthem, when civilians are
reverently baring their heads, the soldier has to grab his cap and put it
on quickly.”
“Otherwise he cannot come to the salute?”
“Cannot? Must not! It is a military crime to salute bareheaded. It says
so in the book.”
“I see,” said Bond musingly. “That accounts for the fact that if I
happened to meet a hospital orderly around the Casualty Clearing-Station
without his cap, he never saluted me?”
“Precisely.”
“Then why—” Bond hesitated.
“I know your trouble,” said Floyd, fixing his melancholy gaze upon the
Major’s puzzled face. “Instead of saluting you, he gave you a glare of
withering contempt?”
“He certainly did. But how did you know?”
“Because that was what it looked like—to you. In reality the poor fellow
was only doing what the Book says. He was turning his head ‘smartly
towards the officer, while passing.’”