The Last Million: How They Invaded France—and England
John Stuart Mill · en
“That explains quite a lot. I was afraid it was I who was in wrong in
some way, and he wanted to tell me so, but was prevented by the bonds of
discipline from doing more than give me a good fierce look.”
“His proceeding was perfectly regular,” said Floyd gravely. “But that
is not all. A British soldier is debarred from saluting not only when
bareheaded, but whenever he is occupied in such a manner as to prevent
him doing the thing in proper style. For instance, if you meet Tommy
carrying a bucket or riding a bicycle, he merely gives his celebrated
head-jerk, without employing his hand at all.”
“That is a good notion,” said Bond. “I shall adopt it. Last week I was
riding a bicycle myself, and I nearly broke my collar-bone through
letting go with one hand in order to salute a Brigadier-General in a
muddy lane. Luckily I fell soft!”
“It’s a carefully thought-out system,” agreed Floyd, “and perfectly
sound. Nearly everything in the British Drill Book is—so far as it goes.
In nineteen fourteen that Drill Book put into the field the finest army
that has ever fought under the British flag. Unfortunately very few of
the nation had read it. When the War broke out there were still some
forty millions of us who regarded it as a purely humorous publication.
If they had listened to Lord Roberts and absorbed its gritty contents,
instead of lapping up predigested pap from the politicians, perhaps
there would have been no War. Anyway, some of my best friends would have
been alive to-day. Those were the fellows, Bond! In the First Battle of
Ypres three divisions of them, dead beat after eight weeks’ continuous
fighting, stopped four fresh German Army Corps. The Drill Book taught
them how to do that. They have mostly gone West now; but I for one will
salute their memory so long as I live, cap or no cap!”
* * * * *
We are marching up the Loire now, getting nearer the front of things
every day. Nantes is behind us—an ancient city astride the river, its
historic quays crowded with American shipping and its wharves piled
high with the products of those two mighty Allied bases, Chicago and
Minneapolis.
The Loire is a pleasant stream. It is neither so broad as the Mississippi
nor so deep as the Hudson, but it will serve. Shoals and sand-bars are
frequent upon its surface, but on the opposite side the bank rises up to
a quite respectable height, pleasantly reminiscent, at one or two points,
of the Palisades.