The Laughing Mill, and Other Stories — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Laughing Mill, and Other Stories
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"And 'twould have been smooth enough sailing for the whole of them only
for one thing, which is to say as how, ever and anon, in the mid of a
big run of luck, that there mill would take on a spell of its laughing;
and with that folks would be giving it a wide berth, and business would
slack up again. It was no use the old woman and David a swearing that a
bit of rust on the axle was the cause of it all; for, mind ye, there was
no steering round that black fact of the old miller's having met his
death on the wheel; and, too, though they was never done hunting for
that bit of a rust spot, they never found it, or if ever they thought
they had, lo! there'd be the laugh in their faces again, so to say, the
next morning. Ay, 'twas a bad, unholy sound that, sir; but the Scholar,
strange to be told, seemed less to mind it than anyone; the cause being,
mayhap, as how he was a wondrous absent-minded man anyway, and the only
one as had never been told the true story of how the old miller came by
his end.
"So now, sir, having dropped ye this bit of a hint of who Scholar Gloam
was, I'll go on with the yarn of the wreck on the Devil's Ribs and the
necklace.
III.
"But, first and foremost," continued Mr. Poyntz, after having revived
his failing pipe with a dozen or so of quick whiffs, "first and foremost
I must mention a queer habit he had--Scholar Gloam, I mean--and by which
it was as I first came acquainted with him. As long as the sun was over
the horizon line he'd stay indoors, behind the lock of his study door;
but at nightfall out he'd walk, foul weather or fair, and through the
wood back yonder, down across the rocky pasture to the sea, a trip of
maybe a mile and over. And often at midnight, as I've been pulling
shorewards from the offing in my fishing dory, I've seen him standing
a-top of the point, where the lighthouse stands now, the sky being
light behind him, and he looking black, and bigger than any human
creature; and sometimes he'd be tossing his arms about, and shouting
out some un-Christian lingo, though there was no one there to talk
to--leastways that I could see. 'Twas a queer thing, I say, for a
slender, delicate-looking gentleman like him to be out so by night, in
all weathers, seeming not to know the difference whether it blew, or
rained, or snowed, or all three together. Some folks used for to shake
their heads over it, and say he was gone daft; others there was (the
superstitious kind, d'ye see) would have it as how Davy Jones, whose
black bones had been the end of many a good ship and cargo, was in the
custom of coming nightly to the point to hold parley with him, as it
might be to strike a bargain whereby Davy should get the Scholar his
estates and riches again in change for his soul.