The Life of a Foxhound — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Life of a Foxhound
John Stuart Mill · en
“This will be the first meet o’ the season, and your first day of
regular work. Mind,” said Trimbush, admonishingly, as he showed a
long row of very white and strong teeth, “to let me see that you have
profited by my lessons and the experience you’ve had in cub-hunting, or
your jacket may be well shaken when least expected.”
“You needn’t begin to threaten,” rejoined I, somewhat indignantly,
“without any cause. A rate’s well enough,” I continued, “when a fault
is committed; but there’s no occasion to meet it half-way.”
“True,” returned Trimbush, “quite true; and your remark only proves
that a young head may sometimes correct an old tongue, despite
what may be said to the contrary. One of the greatest faults with
all whippers-in,” resumed he, “is the rating us in anticipation
of our doing wrong; or, after committing it, before soaking in the
double-thong; whereas, they should wait until the cause is given, and
then--after blistering us with the flax--proceed to lecture upon the
impropriety of the conduct. It’s quite remarkable what effect a sound
drubbing has upon the memory.”
“I shall not forget the first I received,” observed I.
“But you’ll never repeat that riot,” significantly returned Trimbush.
“It was a christening not to slip through the memory as if it had no
knots tied in it.”
“But then,” added I, “in coming across the slot of deer, the scent was
so sweet and grateful that I couldn’t refrain from carrying a head.”
“Well,” said Trimbush, “like luxuries of other descriptions, you paid
for the enjoyment.”
“And dear as the cost was,” replied I, “it’s very doubtful whether I
might not be inclined to have another flutter at the same feather.”
“What! swallow a hackle of the dog that bit ye?” rejoined my friend.
“It’s a common case, I’ve heard, with our betters,” returned I.
“Right again,” added my companion. “Fire puts out fire.”
“I suppose,” observed I, “that you’ve felt, before now, an inclination
to repeat an error, convinced as ye may have been of its impropriety.”
“Ah!” exclaimed Trimbush, drawing in the breath between his teeth with
a hissing sound; “that I have. We are as clannish as Scotsmen, and
support each other through thick and thin, in the same mortar-an’-brick
fashion. If one of us is a marked and confirmed rebel, he seldom
repeats his fault without lots of company to back him. The season
before last, a hound was sent here from the north country, and as sulky
and ill-tempered a brute as was ever seen in a kennel. We all hated
him; and yet, strange as it may appear, upon Ned Adams attempting to
drive him from the lodging-house one morning, in consequence of his
refusal to come when called, he flew at him, and, fastening upon his
shoulder, was instantly joined by half the hounds in the court.”
“I can’t understand that,” replied I.
“The cause lies in our blood and bone,” rejoined my friend. “The
impulse with us,” continued he, “is paramount--to follow the leader
however wrong he may be in his example.”