The Life of a Foxhound — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Life of a Foxhound
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“Well!” added Trimbush, scratching an ear with his off hind foot, as
if tickled with the reminiscence which the question created, “I should
observe, in the first place,” continued he, “that Harry Bolton, our
feeder, was one of the coolest fellows that ever boiled a copper
of kit, and never known to exhibit the slightest astonishment at
anything. Whenever he read an astounding piece of news in the _County
Chronicle_--natural phenomenon, accident, or offence, or anything
sufficient to cause the generality of his neighbours’ hair to stand
on end was related to him--his short unchanging observation was,
‘Shouldn’t wonder!’ However, thought I, the ice of your surprise will
be broken at last.”
“And was it?” inquired I.
“You shall hear,” resumed Trimbush. “When Harry came to the kennel, as
was his wont just at break o’ day, and his eyes fell on the white bones
of the unfortunate whipper-in spread upon the ground, he continued
puffing a short black pipe, constantly between his lips, for a few
seconds in silence, and then taking it from them with a slow deliberate
movement, ejaculated, ‘Shouldn’t wonder! D--n me if they an’t hashed
the whip.’”
“And was that all he said?” I asked.
“Every word,” returned my companion.
At this moment Will Sykes arrived mounted, accompanied by the two
whippers-in; and to his order, Mark threw back the door of the court
upon its hinges, and out we rushed with a chorus of merry tongues
ringing for our freedom, and the joy that we knew to be in store for
us.
“Unkennelling hounds,” remarked Trimbush, as we trotted along the road,
side by side, “is one great illustrative fact of the difference between
high-bred and low-bred animals. A puddle-blooded mongrel, or one of low
caste, licks and fondles only the hand that gives him _food_; but we,
and all possessing similar tendencies, love him and those who show and
give us _sport_. See the difference with which we hail our feeder’s
appearance, and that of our huntsman. We have affection for both; but
there is no comparison between either the kind or strength of the
feeling.”
“We may like Will, too, all the better,” I observed, “on account of his
not flogging us.”
“A huntsman should never use the thong,” replied my companion. “It
should be his study to be on such terms of friendship and good-will
with his pack, that each hound is ready to fly to his voice like a bird
to her nest; and among the varied tempers and dispositions which he
has to deal with, this is impossible if he unites with his office the
duties of whip.”
“I always feel inclined to head just the other way when I hear Ned
Adams,” observed I.
“To be sure,” returned Trimbush. “The thrashed hound fears the whip;
and getting away to his cry of ‘for’ard’ is as essential as obeying the
huntsman’s horn; but the feelings for the two are far from being akin.”