The Life of a Foxhound — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Life of a Foxhound
John Stuart Mill · en
“To hear the lark begin his flight,
And singing startle the dull night,
From his watch-tower in the skies,
Till the dappled dawn doth rise;
Then to come in spite of sorrow,
And at my window bid good morrow,
Through the sweet-briar, or the vine,
Or the twisted eglantine.
…
Oft listening how the hounds and horn
Cheerly rouse the slumbering morn.”
“I hate this meet,” observed Tom Holt, as we arrived at four cross ways
close to the market town nearest our kennel. “I hate this meet worse
than any we have in the country.”
“It’s not a pleasant one, certainly,” replied the huntsman.
“Pleasant?” repeated Tom. “In the first place there’s a nasty, close,
woodland country with banks as high as churches. Then we have a pack
of riff-raff counter skippers to over-ride hounds, halloo, head the
fox, and play the devil. And as if this was not enough for one blessed
day’s misery the Squire himself generally finds fault all day long with
everybody and everything, when the fixture’s at these four cross ways.”
“We had better christen them the cross purposes then,” returned Will
Sykes.
“I don’t mean to say,” continued Tom, without noticing the huntsman’s
remark, “but he may have--heaven knows!--lots of causes to put him out
of temper; still it’s rather hard to feel oneself suffering for the
faults of others.”
“It is not an unusual circumstance, though,” said Will Sykes. “I have
often heard of similar instances unconnected with hounds and hunting.”
Some of the field had arrived before us, and others were trotting
briskly up, the hoofs of their horses clattering along the roads in all
directions.
“We must look out for ourselves to-day,” said Trimbush, “or there will
be cases for the hospital.”
“They are a rough-looking set,” replied I, glancing at some thirty
horses, not one of which would fetch ten pounds, and all in a high
state of perspiration, with their riders puffing cigars and smelling
of all kinds of horrible mixtures. I felt quite ill, and a little more
would have turned my stomach.
“If any of these gentlemen,” remarked Trimbush, sneezing, “of high rank
and particular smell, get down wind of us to-day, we shall not be able
to hunt a yard.”
“What a dreadful thing it is,” returned I, “that men should make
themselves so offensive. I don’t suppose they have any noses, have
they?”
“Can’t you see they have?” replied my companion.
“But it doesn’t follow that they are any use,” said I.
“Well!” added Trimbush, “as far as that goes I don’t think they are,
although I have heard of some men capable of smelling a rat.”