The Life of a Foxhound — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Life of a Foxhound
John Stuart Mill · en
“Wrong?” repeated Trimbush. “Ha, ha, ha! It makes my old sides ache
again. What would the flying, flashy devils do when the scent fails at
head if it was not for the line-hunters? By a line-hunter, I don’t mean
one of those old pottering fools who stick their noses to the ground as
if they intended them to take root there; but a hound, that when he has
stopped long enough to satisfy himself that he is on the line, holds
forward, and occasionally feels for the scent. That is what I call a
_killing_ line-hunter, and is a guide and pilot for the pack. Often
will you see the flyers with their heads up and sterns down, and no
more notion of stooping than a flock of stray pigeons, flash a field or
two over the scent, and then back they turn and follow the line-hunter
in his cast, and the moment he touches it, at him they dash, catch it
up, and away they race again. But who gets all the praise?” continued
the old hound, “Why, those who did none of the work.”
“The Squire would give the applause to whom it was due, though,”
replied I.
“Yes, yes, yes,” rejoined my companion, “and so would every true
sportsman; but where there is one who understands fox-hunting as a
_science_, there are five hundred who know no more about it than
un-hatched tom tits. There are foxes and circumstances,” continued
he, “that will beat the best huntsman that ever cheered a hound or
blew a horn; but in nine cases out of ten the cause lies in not paying
attention to the line-hunters. Hang every line-hunter that was ever
bred! Ha, ha, ha!” and the old hound’s laugh of derision rung through
the courts and lodging-houses far and wide.
“I am very glad you told me this,” returned I; “for I began to think,
from what I heard, there was nothing so likely to insure the praise of
the field as having one’s head in the air and flying like a bird.”
“Nor is there,” added Trimbush. “But who cares for the praise of a set
of fools? I’d rather have one ‘Yo--o’ from our master, or a ‘Hark to
Trimbush, have at him, hark,’ from Will Sykes, than all the yells and
whoops from the greatest mob that ever met by a cover-side.”
“That’s true,” said I. “There’s no pleasure to be had from their cheer.”
“Only last season,” continued my friend, “some fellow who was dressed
as if he knew better, absolutely cheered a second-season hound babbling
the moment he was in cover. ‘Softly, softly,’ hallooed Will, cracking
his whip. ‘Why, it’s a challenge,’ said the gentleman in pink. ‘Yes,
sir,’ replied Will, ‘such a challenge that will cause him to have a
hempen cord put round his throat to-morrow morning. We’ve put up with
his noise long enough, and longer than the Squire would have done had I
obeyed his orders strictly.’”
“And was he hung!” inquired I, feeling a cold shiver run through my
veins.