The Life of a Foxhound — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Life of a Foxhound
John Stuart Mill · en
“You would find out in time,” resumed Trimbush, “but may as well profit
by my experience, and learn it at once, that most men who go with us
to the covert-side know little about hunting and less about hounds. So
long as their patience is not cramped with drawing blanks, and we go
the pace with heads up and sterns down, they are satisfied, and take
little further interest in us. Not one in fifty can tell even what
the points of a hound are; and as for understanding anything about
our habits and dispositions, they think that we are as much alike as
cherries upon the same stalk. So far, however, from that being the
case, we differ from each other in every respect as much as man to man
engaged in the same pursuit, and frequently inherit the peculiarities
of our fathers and mothers, as they do. You see that black-and-tan
hound basking in the sun?”
“Yes.”
“That’s Valentine. Now, his father, who was killed from a kick three
years ago, always trotted to and from kennel just under the huntsman’s
off stirrup, and Valentine does precisely the same. There’s Graceful, a
bitch in the next court--she invariably is the first home and the last
to covert, and her mother did the like before her.”
“That appears to be innate laziness,” I observed.
“No,” replied Trimbush. “So far from that being the case, there never
were better working hounds on earth.”
“Then how do you account for it?” inquired I.
“There are many things,” returned Trimbush, with the air of a
philosopher, “as clear to our vision as the sunshine at noon, and yet
their causes are hid in impenetrable darkness. I cannot,” continued he,
“tell why Graceful and Valentine should inherit the eccentricities of
their parents, but only see that they do so.”
“Are these the only two instances coming under your observation?” I
asked.
“By no means,” replied my companion. “I could recite a dozen others
of a similar nature, but I fear they might prove wearisome. You see
that badger-pied hound amusing himself by snapping at the flies buzzing
about him? Well, he is a nephew of mine, and makes it a rule, as his
father did, to carry home whatever part of the varmint that falls to
his share, and never eats it, unless there is a great chance of its
being dragged away from him, till he gets to the kennel door.”
“Perhaps he wishes to show everybody on the road that he had a hand in
the breaking up,” said I.
“I think vanity has something to do with it,” replied my friend; “but
if so, he inherits the pride from his sire, just as those peculiarities
I have named are inborn in others.”
“I suppose, if these habits descend from parent to child,” I observed,
“that vices are also inheritable.”
“Decidedly,” replied Trimbush, beginning to evince symptoms of
drowsiness. “Rioting, skirting, babbling, and all such-like faults, are
inheritable, and as much so as the defective points in symmetry.”
“It appears to me somewhat harsh, then,” rejoined I, “to punish us for
them.”