The Mill on the Floss — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Mill on the Floss
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“No, no,” he said, “Yap’s no good at sport. I’ll have regular good dogs
for rats and everything, when I’ve done school.”
“Hev ferrets, Measter Tom,” said Bob, eagerly,—“them white ferrets wi’
pink eyes; Lors, you might catch your own rots, an’ you might put a rot
in a cage wi’ a ferret, an’ see ’em fight, you might. That’s what I’d
do, I know, an’ it ’ud be better fun a’most nor seein’ two chaps
fight,—if it wasn’t them chaps as sold cakes an’ oranges at the Fair,
as the things flew out o’ their baskets, an’ some o’ the cakes was
smashed—But they tasted just as good,” added Bob, by way of note or
addendum, after a moment’s pause.
“But, I say, Bob,” said Tom, in a tone of deliberation, “ferrets are
nasty biting things,—they’ll bite a fellow without being set on.”
“Lors! why that’s the beauty on ’em. If a chap lays hold o’ your
ferret, he won’t be long before he hollows out a good un, _he_ won’t.”
At this moment a striking incident made the boys pause suddenly in
their walk. It was the plunging of some small body in the water from
among the neighbouring bulrushes; if it was not a water-rat, Bob
intimated that he was ready to undergo the most unpleasant
consequences.
“Hoigh! Yap,—hoigh! there he is,” said Tom, clapping his hands, as the
little black snout made its arrowy course to the opposite bank. “Seize
him, lad! seize him!”
Yap agitated his ears and wrinkled his brows, but declined to plunge,
trying whether barking would not answer the purpose just as well.
“Ugh! you coward!” said Tom, and kicked him over, feeling humiliated as
a sportsman to possess so poor-spirited an animal. Bob abstained from
remark and passed on, choosing, however, to walk in the shallow edge of
the overflowing river by way of change.
“He’s none so full now, the Floss isn’t,” said Bob, as he kicked the
water up before him, with an agreeable sense of being insolent to it.
“Why, last ’ear, the meadows was all one sheet o’ water, they was.”
“Ay, but,” said Tom, whose mind was prone to see an opposition between
statements that were really accordant,—“but there was a big flood once,
when the Round Pool was made. _I_ know there was, ’cause father says
so. And the sheep and cows all drowned, and the boats went all over the
fields ever such a way.”
“_I_ don’t care about a flood comin’,” said Bob; “I don’t mind the
water, no more nor the land. I’d swim, _I_ would.”
“Ah, but if you got nothing to eat for ever so long?” said Tom, his
imagination becoming quite active under the stimulus of that dread.
“When I’m a man, I shall make a boat with a wooden house on the top of
it, like Noah’s ark, and keep plenty to eat in it,—rabbits and
things,—all ready. And then if the flood came, you know, Bob, I
shouldn’t mind. And I’d take you in, if I saw you swimming,” he added,
in the tone of a benevolent patron.
“I aren’t frighted,” said Bob, to whom hunger did not appear so
appalling. “But I’d get in an’ knock the rabbits on th’ head when you
wanted to eat ’em.”