The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts
John Stuart Mill · en
MAHON.
I’m the same surely. The wrack and ruin of three score years; and it’s
a terror to live that length, I tell you, and to have your sons going
to the dogs against you, and you wore out scolding them, and skelping
them, and God knows what.
PHILLY.
_to Jimmy._—He’s not raving. (_To Widow Quin._) Will you ask him what
kind was his son?
WIDOW QUIN.
_to Mahon, with a peculiar look._—Was your son that hit you a lad of
one year and a score maybe, a great hand at racing and lepping and
licking the world?
MAHON.
_turning on her with a roar of rage._—Didn’t you hear me say he was the
fool of men, the way from this out he’ll know the orphan’s lot with old
and young making game of him and they swearing, raging, kicking at him
like a mangy cur. [_A great burst of cheering outside, someway off._]
MAHON.
_putting his hands to his ears._—What in the name of God do they want
roaring below?
WIDOW QUIN.
_with the shade of a smile._—They’re cheering a young lad, the champion
Playboy of the Western World. [_More cheering._]
MAHON.
_going to window._—It’d split my heart to hear them, and I with pulses
in my brain-pan for a week gone by. Is it racing they are?
JIMMY.
_looking from door._—It is then. They are mounting him for the mule
race will be run upon the sands. That’s the playboy on the winkered
mule.
MAHON.
_puzzled._—That lad, is it? If you said it was a fool he was, I’d have
laid a mighty oath he was the likeness of my wandering son (_uneasily,
putting his hand to his head._) Faith, I’m thinking I’ll go walking for
to view the race.
WIDOW QUIN.
_stopping him, sharply._—You will not. You’d best take the road to
Belmullet, and not be dilly-dallying in this place where there isn’t a
spot you could sleep.
PHILLY.
_coming forward._—Don’t mind her. Mount there on the bench and you’ll
have a view of the whole. They’re hurrying before the tide will rise,
and it’d be near over if you went down the pathway through the crags
below.
MAHON.
_mounts on bench, Widow Quin beside him._—That’s a right view again the
edge of the sea. They’re coming now from the point. He’s leading. Who
is he at all?
WIDOW QUIN.
He’s the champion of the world, I tell you, and there isn’t a hop’orth
isn’t falling lucky to his hands to-day.
PHILLY.
_looking out, interested in the race._—Look at that. They’re pressing
him now.
JIMMY.
He’ll win it yet.
PHILLY.
Take your time, Jimmy Farrell. It’s too soon to say.
WIDOW QUIN.
_shouting._—Watch him taking the gate. There’s riding.
JIMMY.
_cheering._—More power to the young lad!
MAHON.
He’s passing the third.
JIMMY.
He’ll lick them yet!
WIDOW QUIN.
He’d lick them if he was running races with a score itself.
MAHON.
Look at the mule he has, kicking the stars.
WIDOW QUIN.
There was a lep! (_catching hold of Mahon in her excitement._) He’s
fallen! He’s mounted again! Faith, he’s passing them all!
JIMMY.
Look at him skelping her!
PHILLY.
And the mountain girls hooshing him on!