The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts
John Stuart Mill · en
WIDOW QUIN.
If you’re a wonder itself, you’d best be hasty, for them lads caught a
maniac one time and pelted the poor creature till he ran out, raving
and foaming, and was drowned in the sea.
MAHON.
_with philosophy._—It’s true mankind is the divil when your head’s
astray. Let me out now and I’ll slip down the boreen, and not see them
so.
WIDOW QUIN.
_showing him out._—That’s it. Run to the right, and not a one will see.
[_He runs off._]
PHILLY.
_wisely._—You’re at some gaming, Widow Quin; but I’ll walk after him
and give him his dinner and a time to rest, and I’ll see then if he’s
raving or as sane as you.
WIDOW QUIN.
_annoyed._—If you go near that lad, let you be wary of your head, I’m
saying. Didn’t you hear him telling he was crazed at times?
PHILLY.
I heard him telling a power; and I’m thinking we’ll have right sport,
before night will fall. [_He goes out._]
JIMMY.
Well, Philly’s a conceited and foolish man. How could that madman have
his senses and his brain-pan slit? I’ll go after them and see him turn
on Philly now. [_He goes; Widow Quin hides poteen behind counter. Then
hubbub outside._]
VOICES.
There you are! Good jumper! Grand lepper! Darlint boy! He’s the racer!
Bear him on, will you! [_Christy comes in, in Jockey’s dress, with
Pegeen Mike, Sara, and other girls and men._]
PEGEEN.
_to crowd._—Go on now and don’t destroy him and he drenching with
sweat. Go along, I’m saying, and have your tug-of-warring till he’s
dried his skin.
CROWD.
Here’s his prizes! A bagpipes! A fiddle was played by a poet in the
years gone by! A flat and three-thorned blackthorn would lick the
scholars out of Dublin town!
CHRISTY.
_taking prizes from the men._—Thank you kindly, the lot of you. But
you’d say it was little only I did this day if you’d seen me a while
since striking my one single blow.
TOWN CRIER.
_outside, ringing a bell._—Take notice, last event of this day!
Tug-of-warring on the green below! Come on, the lot of you! Great
achievements for all Mayo men!
PEGEEN.
Go on, and leave him for to rest and dry. Go on, I tell you, for he’ll
do no more. (_She hustles crowd out; Widow Quin following them._)
MEN.
_going._—Come on then. Good luck for the while!
PEGEEN.
_radiantly, wiping his face with her shawl._—Well, you’re the lad, and
you’ll have great times from this out when you could win that wealth of
prizes, and you sweating in the heat of noon!
CHRISTY.
_looking at her with delight._—I’ll have great times if I win the
crowning prize I’m seeking now, and that’s your promise that you’ll wed
me in a fortnight, when our banns is called.
PEGEEN.
_backing away from him._—You’ve right daring to go ask me that, when
all knows you’ll be starting to some girl in your own townland, when
your father’s rotten in four months, or five.