The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts
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MICHAEL.
_triumphantly._—Father Reilly’s after reading it in gallous Latin, and
“It’s come in the nick of time,” says he; “so I’ll wed them in a hurry,
dreading that young gaffer who’d capsize the stars.”
PEGEEN.
_fiercely._—He’s missed his nick of time, for it’s that lad, Christy
Mahon, that I’m wedding now.
MICHAEL.
_loudly with horror._—You’d be making him a son to me, and he wet and
crusted with his father’s blood?
PEGEEN.
Aye. Wouldn’t it be a bitter thing for a girl to go marrying the like
of Shaneen, and he a middling kind of a scarecrow, with no savagery or
fine words in him at all?
MICHAEL.
_gasping and sinking on a chair._—Oh, aren’t you a heathen daughter to
go shaking the fat of my heart, and I swamped and drownded with the
weight of drink? Would you have them turning on me the way that I’d be
roaring to the dawn of day with the wind upon my heart? Have you not a
word to aid me, Shaneen? Are you not jealous at all?
SHANEEN.
_In great misery._—I’d be afeard to be jealous of a man did slay his
da.
PEGEEN.
Well, it’d be a poor thing to go marrying your like. I’m seeing there’s
a world of peril for an orphan girl, and isn’t it a great blessing I
didn’t wed you, before himself came walking from the west or south?
SHAWN.
It’s a queer story you’d go picking a dirty tramp up from the highways
of the world.
PEGEEN.
_playfully._—And you think you’re a likely beau to go straying along
with, the shiny Sundays of the opening year, when it’s sooner on a
bullock’s liver you’d put a poor girl thinking than on the lily or the
rose?
SHAWN.
And have you no mind of my weight of passion, and the holy
dispensation, and the drift of heifers I am giving, and the golden
ring?
PEGEEN.
I’m thinking you’re too fine for the like of me, Shawn Keogh of
Killakeen, and let you go off till you’d find a radiant lady with
droves of bullocks on the plains of Meath, and herself bedizened in the
diamond jewelleries of Pharaoh’s ma. That’d be your match, Shaneen. So
God save you now! [_She retreats behind Christy._]
SHAWN.
Won’t you hear me telling you...?
CHRISTY.
_with ferocity._—Take yourself from this, young fellow, or I’ll maybe
add a murder to my deeds to-day.
MICHAEL.
_springing up with a shriek._—Murder is it? Is it mad yous are? Would
you go making murder in this place, and it piled with poteen for our
drink to-night? Go on to the foreshore if it’s fighting you want, where
the rising tide will wash all traces from the memory of man. [_Pushing
Shawn towards Christy._]
SHAWN.
_shaking himself free, and getting behind Michael._—I’ll not fight him,
Michael James. I’d liefer live a bachelor, simmering in passions to the
end of time, than face a lepping savage the like of him has descended
from the Lord knows where. Strike him yourself, Michael James, or
you’ll lose my drift of heifers and my blue bull from Sneem.
MICHAEL.
Is it me fight him, when it’s father-slaying he’s bred to now?
(_Pushing Shawn._) Go on you fool and fight him now.