The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Playboy of the Western World: A Comedy in Three Acts
John Stuart Mill · en
CHRISTY.
_almost gaily._—If I do lay my hands on you, it’s the way you’ll be at
the fall of night, hanging as a scarecrow for the fowls of hell. Ah,
you’ll have a gallous jaunt I’m saying, coaching out through Limbo with
my father’s ghost.
SHAWN.
_to Pegeen._—Make haste, will you? Oh, isn’t he a holy terror, and
isn’t it true for Father Reilly, that all drink’s a curse that has the
lot of you so shaky and uncertain now?
CHRISTY.
If I can wring a neck among you, I’ll have a royal judgment looking on
the trembling jury in the courts of law. And won’t there be crying out
in Mayo the day I’m stretched upon the rope with ladies in their silks
and satins snivelling in their lacy kerchiefs, and they rhyming songs
and ballads on the terror of my fate? [_He squirms round on the floor
and bites Shawn’s leg._]
SHAWN.
_shrieking._—My leg’s bit on me. He’s the like of a mad dog, I’m
thinking, the way that I will surely die.
CHRISTY.
_delighted with himself._—You will then, the way you can shake out
hell’s flags of welcome for my coming in two weeks or three, for I’m
thinking Satan hasn’t many have killed their da in Kerry, and in Mayo
too. [_Old Mahon comes in behind on all fours and looks on unnoticed._]
MEN.
_to Pegeen._—Bring the sod, will you?
PEGEEN.
_coming over._—God help him so. (_Burns his leg._)
CHRISTY.
_kicking and screaming._—O, glory be to God! [_He kicks loose from the
table, and they all drag him towards the door._]
JIMMY.
_seeing old Mahon._—Will you look what’s come in? [_They all drop
Christy and run left._]
CHRISTY.
_scrambling on his knees face to face with old Mahon._—Are you coming
to be killed a third time, or what ails you now?
MAHON.
For what is it they have you tied?
CHRISTY.
They’re taking me to the peelers to have me hanged for slaying you.
MICHAEL.
_apologetically._—It is the will of God that all should guard their
little cabins from the treachery of law, and what would my daughter be
doing if I was ruined or was hanged itself?
MAHON.
_grimly, loosening Christy._—It’s little I care if you put a bag on her
back, and went picking cockles till the hour of death; but my son and
myself will be going our own way, and we’ll have great times from this
out telling stories of the villainy of Mayo, and the fools is here.
(_To Christy, who is freed._) Come on now.
CHRISTY.
Go with you, is it? I will then, like a gallant captain with his
heathen slave. Go on now and I’ll see you from this day stewing my
oatmeal and washing my spuds, for I’m master of all fights from now.
(_Pushing Mahon._) Go on, I’m saying.
MAHON.
Is it me?
CHRISTY.
Not a word out of you. Go on from this.
MAHON.
_walking out and looking back at Christy over his shoulder._—Glory be
to God! (_With a broad smile._) I am crazy again! [_Goes._]