The secret of the old mill — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The secret of the old mill
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THE HARDY BOYS AT SCHOOL
If the boys had any lingering hopes that their school chums would not
hear of the manner in which they had been fooled, these hopes were
quickly removed next morning.
Scarcely had Frank and Joe ascended the concrete steps of Bayport
High than Chet Morton, a stout chubby boy of about sixteen, one of
their closest friends, a lad with a passion for practical jokes, came
solemnly toward them with a green tobacco coupon in his hand.
"Just the fellows I'm looking for," he chirped. "My great-grandmother
just died in Abyssinia and I'm trying to raise the railway fare to go
to the funeral. How about changing this hundred?"
There was a roar of laughter from about a dozen boys who were standing
about, for Chet had evidently acquainted them all with the affair of
the previous day. How he had learned of it, Frank and Joe could not
imagine. They grinned good-naturedly, although Joe blushed furiously.
"What's the matter?" asked Chet innocently. "Can't you change it? You
don't mean to tell me you can't change my hundred dollar bill? Please,
kind young gentlemen, please change my hundred dollar bill, for if you
don't I'm sure nobody else will and then I won't be able to go to my
great-grandmother's funeral in Abyssinia." He wiped away an imaginary
tear.
"Sorry," said Frank gravely. "We're not in the money-changing business."
"You mean you're not in it any more," pointed out Chet. "You were in
the business yesterday, I know. What's the matter--retire on your
profits?"
"Yes, we quit."
"I don't blame you." Suddenly Chet struck an attitude of exaggerated
surprise. "Why, bless my soul, I do believe this bill is bad!" He
peered at the flimsy tobacco coupon very closely, then whipped a small
magnifying glass from his pocket and squinted through it. At last he
raised his head, with a sigh. "Yes, sir, it's bad. It's counterfeit.
One of the cleverest counterfeits I ever saw. If it hadn't been for
the fact that there is no hundred dollar mark on it and if it hadn't
been that there is a picture of the president of the El Ropo Tobacco
Company instead of George Washington, I'd have been completely fooled.
Isn't it lucky that you boys didn't change it for me? Isn't it lucky?
Congratulations, young sirs. Congratulations!"
He shook Frank and Joe warmly by the hand, in the meantime keeping a
very solemn face, while the other lads surged about in a laughing group
and joined in the "kidding."
They jested unmercifully about the incident of the counterfeit five
dollars, but the Hardy boys took it all in good part. The news had
leaked out through Mr. Moss, who had told Jerry Gilroy, one of the
Hardy boys' chums, about the affair just a short while after they
had left the store the previous afternoon. Jerry had lost no time
acquainting Chet and the others with the details.