The Sorrows of Satan: or, The Strange Experience of One Geoffrey Tempest, Millionaire: A Romance
John Stuart Mill · en
"No doubt!" he said, after a little pause--"Mankind certainly prefer the
devil to any other deity,--therefore if they elect him as their
representative, it is scarcely to be wondered at that he governs where
he is asked to govern. And yet--do you know Geoffrey--this devil,--if
there is one,--can hardly, I think, be quite so bad as his detractors
say. I myself don't believe he is a whit worse than a nineteenth-century
financier!"
I laughed aloud at the comparison.
"After that," I said--"you had better go to McWhing. I hope you will
tell him that I am the triple essence of all the newest 'discoveries'
rolled into one!"
"Never fear!" returned Lucio,--"I've learned all my stock-phrases by
heart--a 'star of the first magnitude' etc.,--I've read the _Athenæum_
till I've got the lingo of the literary auctioneer well-nigh perfect,
and I believe I shall acquit myself admirably. Au revoir!"
He was gone; and I, after a little desultory looking over my papers,
went out to lunch at Arthur's, of which club I was now a member. On my
way I stopped to look in at a bookseller's window to see if my
'immortal' production was yet on show. It was not,--and the volume put
most conspicuously to the front among all the 'newest books' was one
entitled 'Differences. By Mavis Clare.' Acting on a sudden impulse I
went in to purchase it.
"Has this a good sale?" I asked, as the volume was handed to me.
The clerk at the counter opened his eyes wide.
"Sale?" he echoed--"Well, I should think so--rather! Why everybody's
reading it!"
"Indeed!" and I turned over the uncut pages carelessly--"I see no
allusion whatever to it in the papers."
The clerk smiled and shrugged his shoulders.
"No--and you're not likely to, sir"--he said--"Miss Clare is too popular
to need reviews. Besides, a large number of the critics,--the
'log-rollers' especially, are mad against her for her success, and the
public know it. Only the other day a man came in here from one of the
big newspaper offices and told me he was taking a few notes on the books
which had the largest sales,--would I tell him which author's works were
most in demand? I said Miss Clare took the lead,--as she does,--and he
got into a regular rage. Said he--'That's the answer I've had all along
the line, and however true it is, it's no use to me because I dare not
mention it. My editor would instantly scratch it out--he hates Miss
Clare.' 'A precious editor you've got!' I said, and he looked rather
queer. There's nothing like journalism, sir, for the suppression of
truth!"