The Substitute Millionaire — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Substitute Millionaire
John Stuart Mill · en
"About three weeks ago in the flock of begging letters that assail me
every day there was one which caught my attention. It purported to be
from a young girl struggling to make her way in New York as a visiting
stenographer, and asked me if I could give her occasional work. An
affecting note of simplicity seemed to distinguish it from the usual
type of such letters. 'Why shouldn't even Silas Gyde do a good act?' I
asked myself, and sent for her to come to the public writing room of
the hotel.
"Previous to that I had been dictating to public stenographers wherever
I happened to drop in. They didn't know me of course, and thus my
business secrets were safeguarded. So you see it was at somewhat of a
sacrifice that I engaged my pretty petitioner.
"She was extremely pretty, and seemingly well-bred. Her modest manner
carried out the promise of her letter. Perhaps I am not sufficiently
experienced with the sex. No man ever fooled me for long. For two
weeks she came every day that I needed her. She was not a very expert
stenographer but filled my simple demands. I noticed on her part a
willingness to enter into more personal relations with her employer,
but I didn't blame her for that, poor girl. A hundred millions I
supposed was enough to sugar even such an old pill as Silas Gyde.
"But a week ago in amongst the bundle of completed letters she left
with me, had been slipped by chance the page of a letter she had been
writing on her own account. The beginning was missing, but the piece I
had was sufficiently significant. I will paste it below."
The inserted typewritten page read as follows:
"_--where the old man sleeps. You say you are sure he doesn't occupy
his bed in the Madagascar, but I haven't been able to find out anything
to the contrary. Apparently he comes down from his room to give me
dictation. He never has me up there, though I have complained about
the noise down-stairs, etc. I got in touch with the chambermaid that
does up his room, as you suggested. She doesn't suspect that the bed
is not slept in every night. I understood that she has to make it up
in the mornings, like all the other beds. So I think you are mistaken
in saying that suite is a blind. Give me a little more time and I will
make sure through one of the clerks (with whom I am friendly) if S.G.
has another suite somewhere in the hotel._
_M.C._
Silas Gyde's ms. resumed:
"When my young lady came the following day I observed a certain anxiety
in her glance. Evidently she was not sure where she had lost that
tell-tale paper. She sounded me discreetly. I was careful to show her
an unchanged front, and she finally made up her mind that I had not
seen it. I continued to give her work just as before, and after
several days quietly dropped her. That was yesterday.