The Substitute Millionaire — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Substitute Millionaire
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"How do you do, Mr. Robinson," said Mrs. Storer in a voice like a
little girl's. She affected to take no notice of Jack's grandeur
though it must surely have been a notable sight in that poor little
room. "I have not heard Katherine speak of you. Where did you meet
Mr. Robinson, Katherine?"
"Mr. Robinson was--was formerly in our office," said poor Kate.
The little old lady made polite conversation for five minutes, and then
having established the proprieties, like a thoroughbred mother, she
made a transparent excuse to disappear and was seen no more.
"She's a corker!" said Jack.
Kate beamed on him.
Through the open window came the sounds of a violent, vulgar
altercation from the flat below. Kate closed the window with an
oblivious air.
"I expect you've had an exciting day," she said. "What did the papers
mean by saying that you were fat, and that you had a good-looking
secretary to whom you turned for everything?"
"I'm the good-looking one," said Jack, grinning.
"I don't understand."
"I'll explain in a minute, but first----"
"_Please!_" she said with an admonishing gesture.
"Kitty, I can't help it! I can't play up to you. If you knew how it
hurt to find you living in such a place----"
"We don't have to live here," she said with quick pride. "We're saving
our money so we can go abroad."
"That's not true. I know how much they pay in the sort of place where
you work, and how much it costs to live. I have been through the mill.
It takes every cent you earn to keep up this place. And you're always
thinking, what would you do if you got sick or were without a job, even
for a week. That's what makes that little line between your dear eyes."
Kate laughed delicately. "Mercy, you're quite a mind-reader!"
Jack floundered on. "And me with all this rotten money! Every cent I
spend shames me, thinking of you here--and your mother."
"You haven't spent any since you met Mother, have you?" she suggested
maliciously.
"Don't tease me! I'm in earnest. Why will you be so silly?"
"Are you proposing that I accept a gift of some of your new riches?"
"I'm proposing that you accept me."
"I would never marry a man that pitied me."
"Oh, Kate!" he said, graveled and reproachful. "How silly!"
Then he got his wind again. "That's only putting me off. What's pity
got to do with it or anything? I just want you!"
"Why didn't you ask me when you were poor?" she murmured.
"How could I? I could scarcely keep myself."
"Then I am just a sort of luxury."
"Oh, Kitty! How unjust! You take a delight in putting me in the
wrong!"
"It's no use," she said with a firm shake of the head. "I haven't
changed since yesterday. If you insist on bringing this up every day,
it will only have the effect of spoiling my naturally amiable temper.
Let's change the subject. Tell me all your adventures since yesterday."
He was no match for her. He had to obey.