The Tinker's Wedding — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Tinker's Wedding
John Stuart Mill · en
SARAH
Leave down the tin can, Mary Byrne, for I hear the drouth upon your
tongue to-day.
MARY
There’s not a drink-house from this place to the fair, Sarah Casey; the
way you’ll find me below with the full price, and not a farthing gone.
_[She turns to go off left._
SARAH
_jumping up, and picking up the hammer threateningly._—Put down that
can, I’m saying.
MARY
_looking at her for a moment in terror, and putting down the bundle in
the ditch._—Is it raving mad you’re going, Sarah Casey, and you the
pride of women to destroy the world?
SARAH
_going up to her, and giving her a push off left._—I’ll show you if
it’s raving mad I am. Go on from this place, I’m saying, and be wary
now.
MARY
_turning back after her._—If I go, I’ll be telling old and young you’re
a weathered heathen savage, Sarah Casey, the one did put down a head of
the parson’s cabbage to boil in the pot with your clothes _(the Priest
comes in behind her, on the left, and listens)_, and quenched the
flaming candles on the throne of God the time your shadow fell within
the pillars of the chapel door.
[_Sarah turns on her, and she springs round nearly into the Priest’s
arms. When she sees him, she claps her shawl over her mouth, and goes
up towards the ditch, laughing to herself._
PRIEST
_going to Sarah, half terrified at the language that he has
heard._—Well, aren’t you a fearful lot? I’m thinking it’s only humbug
you were making at the fall of night, and you won’t need me at all.
SARAH
_with anger still in her voice._—Humbug is it! Would you be turning
back upon your spoken promise in the face of God?
PRIEST
_dubiously._—I’m thinking you were never christened, Sarah Casey; and
it would be a queer job to go dealing Christian sacraments unto the
like of you. _(Persuasively feeling in his pocket.)_ So it would be
best, maybe, I’d give you a shilling for to drink my health, and let
you walk on, and not trouble me at all.
SARAH
That’s your talking, is it? If you don’t stand to your spoken word,
holy father, I’ll make my own complaint to the mitred bishop in the
face of all.
PRIEST
You’d do that!
SARAH
I would surely, holy father, if I walked to the city of Dublin with
blood and blisters on my naked feet.
PRIEST
_uneasily scratching his ear._—I wish this day was done, Sarah Casey;
for I’m thinking it’s a risky thing getting mixed up in any matters
with the like of you.
SARAH
Be hasty then, and you’ll have us done with before you’d think at all.
PRIEST
_giving in._—Well, maybe it’s right you are, and let you come up to the
chapel when you see me looking from the door.
[_He goes up into the chapel._
SARAH
_calling after him._—We will, and God preserve you, holy father.