The Toy Shop (1735) The King and the Miller of Mansfield (1737) — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Toy Shop (1735) The King and the Miller of Mansfield (1737)
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_2 C._ We were afraid our Money should be taken from us.
_1 K._ Come, come, no more shuffling: I tell ye, you're all Rogues, and
we'll have you hanged, you may depend on't. Come, let's take 'em to old
_Cockle_'s, we're not far off, we'll keep 'em there all Night, and
To-morrow-morning we'll away with 'em before the Justice.
_4 C._ A very pretty Adventure. [_Exeunt._
_Scene changes to the Mill._
KING, MILLER, MARGERY, _and_ DICK, _at Supper_.
_Mil._ Come, Sir, you must mend a bad Supper with a Glass of good Ale:
Here's King _Harry_'s Health.
_King._ With all my Heart. Come, _Richard_, here's King _Harry_'s
Health; I hope you are Courtier enough to pledge me, are not you?
_Dick._ Yes, yes, Sir, I'll drink the King's Health with all my Heart.
_Mar._ Come, Sir, my humble Service to you, and much good may do ye
with your poor Supper; I wish it had been better.
_King._ You need make no Apologies.
_Marg._ We are oblig'd to your Goodness in excusing our Rudeness.
_Mil._ Prithee, _Margery_, don't trouble the Gentleman with
Compliments.
_Mar._ Lord, Husband, if one had no more Manners than you, the
Gentleman would take us all for Hogs.
_Dick._ Now I think the more Compliments the less Manners.
_King._ I think so too. Compliments in Discourse, I believe, are like
Ceremonies in Religion; the one has destroy'd all true Piety, and the
other all Sincerity and Plain-dealing.
_Mil._ Then a Fig for all Ceremony and Compliments too: Give us thy
Hand; and let us drink and be merry.
_King._ Right, honest Miller, let us drink and be merry. Come, have you
got e'er a good Song?
_Mil._ Ah! my singing Days are over, but my Man _Joe_ has got an
excellent one; and if you have a Mind to hear it, I'll call him in.
_King._ With all my Heart.
_Mil._ _Joe!_
_Enter_ JOE.
_Mil._ Come, _Joe_, drink Boy; I have promised this Gentleman that you
shall sing him your last new Song.
_Joe._ Well, Master, if you have promis'd it him, he shall have it.
SONG.
I.
_How happy a State does the Miller possess?
Who wou'd be no greater, nor fears to be less;
On his Mill and himself he depends for Support,
Which is better than servilely cringing at Court._
II.
_What tho' he all dusty and whiten'd does go,
The more he's be-powder'd, the more like a Beau;
A Clown in this Dress may be honester far
Than a Courtier who struts in his Garter and Star._
III.
_Tho' his Hands are so dawb'd they're not fit to be seen,
The Hands of his Betters are not very clean;
A Palm more polite may as dirtily deal;
Gold, in handling, will stick to the Fingers like Meal._
IV.
_What if, when a Pudding for Dinner he lacks,
He cribs, without Scruple, from other Men's Sacks;
In this of right noble Examples he brags,
Who borrow as freely from other Men's Bags._
V.