The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million
John Stuart Mill · en
But one thing I must tell you about. Both of them were mad over Omar’s
Rubaiyat. They knew every verse of the old bluffer by heart—not
consecutively, but picking ’em out here and there as you fork the
mushrooms in a fifty-cent steak à la Bordelaise. Sullivan County is
full of rocks and trees; and Jessie used to sit on them, and—please be
good—used to sit on the rocks; and Bob had a way of standing behind her
with his hands over her shoulders holding her hands, and his face close
to hers, and they would repeat over and over their favorite verses of
the old tent-maker. They saw only the poetry and philosophy of the
lines then—indeed, they agreed that the Wine was only an image, and
that what was meant to be celebrated was some divinity, or maybe Love
or Life. However, at that time neither of them had tasted the stuff
that goes with a sixty-cent _table d’hôte_.
Where was I? Oh, they married and came to New York. Bob showed his
college diploma, and accepted a position filling inkstands in a
lawyer’s office at $15 a week. At the end of two years he had worked up
to $50, and gotten his first taste of Bohemia—the kind that won’t stand
the borax and formaldehyde tests.
They had two furnished rooms and a little kitchen. To Jess, accustomed
to the mild but beautiful savor of a country town, the dreggy Bohemia
was sugar and spice. She hung fish seines on the walls of her rooms,
and bought a rakish-looking sideboard, and learned to play the banjo.
Twice or thrice a week they dined at French or Italian _tables d’hôte_
in a cloud of smoke, and brag and unshorn hair. Jess learned to drink a
cocktail in order to get the cherry. At home she smoked a cigarette
after dinner. She learned to pronounce Chianti, and leave her olive
stones for the waiter to pick up. Once she essayed to say la, la, la!
in a crowd but got only as far as the second one. They met one or two
couples while dining out and became friendly with them. The sideboard
was stocked with Scotch and rye and a liqueur. They had their new
friends in to dinner and all were laughing at nothing by 1 A. M. Some
plastering fell in the room below them, for which Bob had to pay $4.50.
Thus they footed it merrily on the ragged frontiers of the country that
has no boundary lines or government.
And soon Bob fell in with his cronies and learned to keep his foot on
the little rail six inches above the floor for an hour or so every
afternoon before he went home. Drink always rubbed him the right way,
and he would reach his rooms as jolly as a sandboy. Jessie would meet
him at the door, and generally they would dance some insane kind of a
rigadoon about the floor by way of greeting. Once when Bob’s feet
became confused and he tumbled headlong over a foot-stool Jessie
laughed so heartily and long that he had to throw all the couch pillows
at her to make her hush.
In such wise life was speeding for them on the day when Bob Babbitt
first felt the power that the giftie gi’ed him.