The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million
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“No trouble at all,” said Remsen. “I know a lot of men who have banks
and stores and things downtown. Any particular line you fancy?”
“Yes,” said O’Roon, with a look of interest. “I took a walk in your
Central Park this morning. I’d like to be one of those bobbies on
horseback. That would be about the ticket. Besides, it’s the only thing
I could do. I can ride a little and the fresh air suits me. Think you
could land that for me?”
Remsen was sure that he could. And in a very short time he did. And
they who were not above looking at mounted policemen might have seen a
well set up, affable, cool young man on a prancing chestnut steed
attending to his duties along the driveways of the park.
And now at the extreme risk of wearying old gentlemen who carry leather
fob chains, and elderly ladies who—but no! grandmother herself yet
thrills at foolish, immortal Romeo—there must be a hint of love at
first sight.
It came just as Remsen was strolling into Fifth avenue from his club a
few doors away.
A motor car was creeping along foot by foot, impeded by a freshet of
vehicles that filled the street. In the car was a chauffeur and an old
gentleman with snowy side whiskers and a Scotch plaid cap which could
not be worn while automobiling except by a personage. Not even a wine
agent would dare do it. But these two were of no consequence—except,
perhaps, for the guiding of the machine and the paying for it. At the
old gentleman’s side sat a young lady more beautiful than pomegranate
blossoms, more exquisite than the first quarter moon viewed at twilight
through the tops of oleanders. Remsen saw her and knew his fate. He
could have flung himself under the very wheels that conveyed her, but
he knew that would be the last means of attracting the attention of
those who ride in motor cars. Slowly the auto passed, and, if we place
the poets above the autoists, carried the heart of Remsen with it. Here
was a large city of millions, and many women who at a certain distance
appear to resemble pomegranate blossoms. Yet he hoped to see her again;
for each one fancies that his romance has its own tutelary guardian and
divinity.
Luckily for Remsen’s peace of mind there came a diversion in the guise
of a reunion of the Gentle Riders of the city. There were not many of
them—perhaps a score—and there was wassail and things to eat, and
speeches and the Spaniard was bearded again in recapitulation. And when
daylight threatened them the survivors prepared to depart. But some
remained upon the battlefield. One of these was Trooper O’Roon, who was
not seasoned to potent liquids. His legs declined to fulfil the
obligations they had sworn to the police department.