The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million
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“Me?” She turned upon him wide-open eyes full of bantering surprise.
“Why, what a question! Can’t you see that I’m riding a bicycle in the
park?” Her drollery took the form of impertinence.
“And I am laying brick on a tall factory chimney,” said Blinker.
“Mayn’t we see Coney together? I’m all alone and I’ve never been there
before.”
“It depends,” said the girl, “on how nicely you behave. I’ll consider
your application until we get there.”
Blinker took pains to provide against the rejection of his application.
He strove to please. To adopt the metaphor of his nonsensical phrase,
he laid brick upon brick on the tall chimney of his devoirs until, at
length, the structure was stable and complete. The manners of the best
society come around finally to simplicity; and as the girl’s way was
that naturally, they were on a mutual plane of communication from the
beginning.
He learned that she was twenty, and her name was Florence; that she
trimmed hats in a millinery shop; that she lived in a furnished room
with her best chum Ella, who was cashier in a shoe store; and that a
glass of milk from the bottle on the window-sill and an egg that boils
itself while you twist up your hair makes a breakfast good enough for
any one. Florence laughed when she heard “Blinker.”
“Well,” she said. “It certainly shows that you have imagination. It
gives the ‘Smiths’ a chance for a little rest, anyhow.”
They landed at Coney, and were dashed on the crest of a great human
wave of mad pleasure-seekers into the walks and avenues of Fairyland
gone into vaudeville.
With a curious eye, a critical mind and a fairly withheld judgment
Blinker considered the temples, pagodas and kiosks of popularized
delights. Hoi polloi trampled, hustled and crowded him. Basket parties
bumped him; sticky children tumbled, howling, under his feet, candying
his clothes. Insolent youths strolling among the booths with hard-won
canes under one arm and easily won girls on the other, blew defiant
smoke from cheap cigars into his face. The publicity gentlemen with
megaphones, each before his own stupendous attraction, roared like
Niagara in his ears. Music of all kinds that could be tortured from
brass, reed, hide or string, fought in the air to gain space for its
vibrations against its competitors. But what held Blinker in awful
fascination was the mob, the multitude, the proletariat shrieking,
struggling, hurrying, panting, hurling itself in incontinent frenzy,
with unabashed abandon, into the ridiculous sham palaces of trumpery
and tinsel pleasures. The vulgarity of it, its brutal overriding of all
the tenets of repression and taste that were held by his caste,
repelled him strongly.