The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million
John Stuart Mill · en
Jealousy surged high in Mrs. Fink’s heart, and higher still surged an
audacious resolve. If her man would not strike her—if he would not so
far prove his manhood, his prerogative and his interest in conjugal
affairs, he must be prompted to his duty.
Mr. Fink lit his pipe and peacefully rubbed an ankle with a stockinged
toe. He reposed in the state of matrimony like a lump of unblended suet
in a pudding. This was his level Elysium—to sit at ease vicariously
girdling the world in print amid the wifely splashing of suds and the
agreeable smells of breakfast dishes departed and dinner ones to come.
Many ideas were far from his mind; but the furthest one was the thought
of beating his wife.
Mrs. Fink turned on the hot water and set the washboards in the suds.
Up from the flat below came the gay laugh of Mrs. Cassidy. It sounded
like a taunt, a flaunting of her own happiness in the face of the
unslugged bride above. Now was Mrs. Fink’s time.
Suddenly she turned like a fury upon the man reading.
“You lazy loafer!” she cried, “must I work my arms off washing and
toiling for the ugly likes of you? Are you a man or are you a kitchen
hound?”
Mr. Fink dropped his paper, motionless from surprise. She feared that
he would not strike—that the provocation had been insufficient. She
leaped at him and struck him fiercely in the face with her clenched
hand. In that instant she felt a thrill of love for him such as she had
not felt for many a day. Rise up, Martin Fink, and come into your
kingdom! Oh, she must feel the weight of his hand now—just to show that
he cared—just to show that he cared!
Mr. Fink sprang to his feet—Maggie caught him again on the jaw with a
wide swing of her other hand. She closed her eyes in that fearful,
blissful moment before his blow should come—she whispered his name to
herself—she leaned to the expected shock, hungry for it.
In the flat below Mr. Cassidy, with a shamed and contrite face was
powdering Mame’s eye in preparation for their junket. From the flat
above came the sound of a woman’s voice, high-raised, a bumping, a
stumbling and a shuffling, a chair overturned—unmistakable sounds of
domestic conflict.
“Mart and Mag scrapping?” postulated Mr. Cassidy. “Didn’t know they
ever indulged. Shall I trot up and see if they need a sponge holder?”
One of Mrs. Cassidy’s eyes sparkled like a diamond. The other twinkled
at least like paste.
“Oh, oh,” she said, softly and without apparent meaning, in the
feminine ejaculatory manner. “I wonder if—wonder if! Wait, Jack, till I
go up and see.”
Up the stairs she sped. As her foot struck the hallway above out from
the kitchen door of her flat wildly flounced Mrs. Fink.
“Oh, Maggie,” cried Mrs. Cassidy, in a delighted whisper; “did he? Oh,
did he?”
Mrs. Fink ran and laid her face upon her chum’s shoulder and sobbed
hopelessly.