The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million
John Stuart Mill · en
The city clocks began to strike 12; the Bread Line moved forward
slowly, its leathern feet sliding on the stones with the sound of a
hissing serpent, as they who had lived according to their lights closed
up in the rear.
A MIDSUMMER KNIGHT’S DREAM
“_The knights are dead;
Their swords are rust.
Except a few who have to hust-
Le all the time
To raise the dust._”
Dear Reader: It was summertime. The sun glared down upon the city with
pitiless ferocity. It is difficult for the sun to be ferocious and
exhibit compunction simultaneously. The heat was—oh, bother
thermometers!—who cares for standard measures, anyhow? It was so hot
that—
The roof gardens put on so many extra waiters that you could hope to
get your gin fizz now—as soon as all the other people got theirs. The
hospitals were putting in extra cots for bystanders. For when little,
woolly dogs loll their tongues out and say “woof, woof!” at the fleas
that bite ’em, and nervous old black bombazine ladies screech “Mad
dog!” and policemen begin to shoot, somebody is going to get hurt. The
man from Pompton, N.J., who always wears an overcoat in July, had
turned up in a Broadway hotel drinking hot Scotches and enjoying his
annual ray from the calcium. Philanthropists were petitioning the
Legislature to pass a bill requiring builders to make tenement
fire-escapes more commodious, so that families might die all together
of the heat instead of one or two at a time. So many men were telling
you about the number of baths they took each day that you wondered how
they got along after the real lessee of the apartment came back to town
and thanked ’em for taking such good care of it. The young man who
called loudly for cold beef and beer in the restaurant, protesting that
roast pullet and Burgundy was really too heavy for such weather,
blushed when he met your eye, for you had heard him all winter calling,
in modest tones, for the same ascetic viands. Soup, pocketbooks, shirt
waists, actors and baseball excuses grew thinner. Yes, it was
summertime.
A man stood at Thirty-fourth street waiting for a downtown car. A man
of forty, gray-haired, pink-faced, keen, nervous, plainly dressed, with
a harassed look around the eyes. He wiped his forehead and laughed
loudly when a fat man with an outing look stopped and spoke with him.