The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million
John Stuart Mill · en
“No, siree,” he shouted with defiance and scorn. “None of your old
mosquito-haunted swamps and skyscraper mountains without elevators for
me. When I want to get away from hot weather I know how to do it. New
York, sir, is the finest summer resort in the country. Keep in the
shade and watch your diet, and don’t get too far away from an electric
fan. Talk about your Adirondacks and your Catskills! There’s more solid
comfort in the borough of Manhattan than in all the rest of the country
together. No, siree! No tramping up perpendicular cliffs and being
waked up at 4 in the morning by a million flies, and eating canned
goods straight from the city for me. Little old New York will take a
few select summer boarders; comforts and conveniences of homes—that’s
the ad. that I answer every time.”
“You need a vacation,” said the fat man, looking closely at the other.
“You haven’t been away from town in years. Better come with me for two
weeks, anyhow. The trout in the Beaverkill are jumping at anything now
that looks like a fly. Harding writes me that he landed a three-pound
brown last week.”
“Nonsense!” cried the other man. “Go ahead, if you like, and boggle
around in rubber boots wearing yourself out trying to catch fish. When
I want one I go to a cool restaurant and order it. I laugh at you
fellows whenever I think of you hustling around in the heat in the
country thinking you are having a good time. For me Father
Knickerbocker’s little improved farm with the big shady lane running
through the middle of it.”
The fat man sighed over his friend and went his way. The man who
thought New York was the greatest summer resort in the country boarded
a car and went buzzing down to his office. On the way he threw away his
newspaper and looked up at a ragged patch of sky above the housetops.
“Three pounds!” he muttered, absently. “And Harding isn’t a liar. I
believe, if I could—but it’s impossible—they’ve got to have another
month—another month at least.”
In his office the upholder of urban midsummer joys dived, headforemost,
into the swimming pool of business. Adkins, his clerk, came and added a
spray of letters, memoranda and telegrams.
At 5 o’clock in the afternoon the busy man leaned back in his office
chair, put his feet on the desk and mused aloud:
“I wonder what kind of bait Harding used.”
She was all in white that day; and thereby Compton lost a bet to
Gaines. Compton had wagered she would wear light blue, for she knew
that was his favorite color, and Compton was a millionaire’s son, and
that almost laid him open to the charge of betting on a sure thing. But
white was her choice, and Gaines held up his head with twenty-five’s
lordly air.