The Trimmed Lamp, and Other Stories of the Four Million
John Stuart Mill · en
In a little district west of Washington Square the streets have run
crazy and broken themselves into small strips called “places.” These
“places” make strange angles and curves. One street crosses itself a
time or two. An artist once discovered a valuable possibility in this
street. Suppose a collector with a bill for paints, paper and canvas
should, in traversing this route, suddenly meet himself coming back,
without a cent having been paid on account!
So, to quaint old Greenwich Village the art people soon came prowling,
hunting for north windows and eighteenth-century gables and Dutch
attics and low rents. Then they imported some pewter mugs and a chafing
dish or two from Sixth avenue, and became a “colony.”
At the top of a squatty, three-story brick Sue and Johnsy had their
studio. “Johnsy” was familiar for Joanna. One was from Maine; the other
from California. They had met at the _table d’hôte_ of an Eighth street
“Delmonico’s,” and found their tastes in art, chicory salad and bishop
sleeves so congenial that the joint studio resulted.
That was in May. In November a cold, unseen stranger, whom the doctors
called Pneumonia, stalked about the colony, touching one here and there
with his icy fingers. Over on the east side this ravager strode boldly,
smiting his victims by scores, but his feet trod slowly through the
maze of the narrow and moss-grown “places.”
Mr. Pneumonia was not what you would call a chivalric old gentleman. A
mite of a little woman with blood thinned by California zephyrs was
hardly fair game for the red-fisted, short-breathed old duffer. But
Johnsy he smote; and she lay, scarcely moving, on her painted iron
bedstead, looking through the small Dutch window-panes at the blank
side of the next brick house.
One morning the busy doctor invited Sue into the hallway with a shaggy,
gray eyebrow.
“She has one chance in—let us say, ten,” he said, as he shook down the
mercury in his clinical thermometer. “And that chance is for her to
want to live. This way people have of lining-up on the side of the
undertaker makes the entire pharmacopeia look silly. Your little lady
has made up her mind that she’s not going to get well. Has she anything
on her mind?”
“She—she wanted to paint the Bay of Naples some day,” said Sue.
“Paint?—bosh! Has she anything on her mind worth thinking about twice—a
man, for instance?”
“A man?” said Sue, with a jew’s-harp twang in her voice. “Is a man
worth—but, no, doctor; there is nothing of the kind.”
“Well, it is the weakness, then,” said the doctor. “I will do all that
science, so far as it may filter through my efforts, can accomplish.
But whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral
procession I subtract 50 per cent. from the curative power of
medicines. If you will get her to ask one question about the new winter
styles in cloak sleeves I will promise you a one-in-five chance for
her, instead of one in ten.”