The wooing of Leola — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
The wooing of Leola
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“You must not come in the morning as usual, because the Stirlings are
coming, Uncle Hermann says, and I do not want them to know of our
engagement yet, for they both are very mercenary, and would take sides
against you, and want me to marry old Bennett, because he is rich,
while you are poor! As if I would have that dumpy old fright on any
terms--no, not even if he were President of the United States! Oh,
why didn’t the old silly lose his heart to dear Miss Tuttle instead
of me, when she loves the very ground he walks on, and would make him
such a suitable wife? Fate seems to play at cross purposes with us, my
darling Ray, but we will outwit our enemies and be happy yet.
“You had better not come to Wheatlands to-day, but if you will stay in
all afternoon, I will try to make an errand to Widow Gray’s, and we
can talk things over and make plans for the future.
“Oh, isn’t it just hateful the way things seem to work against our
happiness? Just think, if only Jessie Stirling hadn’t got engaged to a
fortune already, we might get my rotund suitor in love with her, and
she could have all the money she craves.
“Be sure to stay in until I come this afternoon. Your own loving
“Leola.”
Widower Bennett stamped upon the ground in a fury, hissing out the
epithets she had used in writing of him in the bitterest voice ever
heard:
“‘Old Bennett!’ ‘Dumpy old fright!’ ‘Old silly!’ ‘My rotund suitor!’
She would not marry me if I were President of the United States!
Why, now, I swear I will marry the little spitfire if it costs me my
fortune!”
In this rage he remounted his mare and galloped on to Wheatlands,
between whose master and himself there ensued an excited interview.
Leola’s letter refusing Bennett’s hand was exhibited in furious anger
by the slighted recipient.
“She would prefer to marry a younger man than me, and she recommends me
to take Miss Tuttle--that skinny, homely old maid, almost as old as I
am!” he blustered, wrathfully, adding:
“You promised faithfully she should marry me, Hermann, but instead of
watching her as you ought, you go poking among your old chemicals,
as blind as a bat, and let her get engaged to a pretty-faced young
jackanapes from the city--a pauper without a dollar to support his
wife on, sir, and yet it lacks only a few days of the time set for my
marriage to that saucy girl, and, mind you, if the ceremony is not
pulled off in due time, I’ll lose not a day, I swear, in foreclosing
the mortgage.”
It was in vain that Wizard Hermann tried to pacify him, saying that he
would certainly keep his promise, and that he was sure that there was
some mistake about Leola’s engagement to young Chester, who was almost
a stranger.
But at this point Bennett produced his proof in the shape of Leola’s
letter to Ray.