Three millions! : $b or, The way of the world — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Three millions! : $b or, The way of the world
John Stuart Mill · en
To the end that his intentions might be clearly understood, the
deceased had compelled the unwilling lawyer to preface the will with
the matter from which the information we have given is derived; and it
was estimated that the word “Whereas” occurred two hundred and some odd
number of times in the folios devoted to this preliminary statement.
But this story, in spite of the legal verbiage with which it was
encumbered, proved to be of the deepest interest to all present, even
including the eminent merchants, whose ideas were generally expressed
by figures.
The reader turned the folios for an hour before he came to the pith and
cream of the document, the masterpiece of John Hungerford’s labors.
“Imprimis” gave to John Lester, Edward Baker, and Loring Greene, the
eminent merchants, each the sum of fifty thousand dollars. These
gentlemen were John’s best friends, and he made them his executors
and trustees for the disposal of his property as “hereinafter
mentioned.” To the widow of his late brother James he gave twenty
thousand dollars. To Julia Hungerford and Thomas Lynch he gave a
like sum. Then were mentioned twenty-eight literary, scientific, and
charitable associations, to each of which the testator gave the sum of
ten thousand dollars. John Hungerford must have been terribly puzzled
to find all these names, and without the assistance of the eminent
merchants he would certainly have neglected many of them. He was
impartial in his bequests, for without regard to the objects or the
magnitude of the enterprises to which he contributed, he gave to each
the same sum.
These bequests, with an allowance of ten thousand dollars for present
expenses of probate--there were no stamps then--used up only the
half million, which was but a kind of flourish on the end of John
Hungerford’s fortune, and which had accumulated since he retired from
active pursuits. The grand army of zeros, marshalled by its significant
three, was yet in the field, and the three eminent merchants actually
gasped with anxiety to hear the name of the residuary legatee. And now
came John Hungerford’s dying crotchet; now came the notable scheme by
which John Hungerford, dead and in his grave, was to be represented in
the coming generation by a John Hungerford, alive and glorious in the
possession of a princely fortune; or, failing the “John,” by which the
name of Hungerford, simply, was to be honorably sent down to remote
ages.
The whole three millions was to be placed in the hands of the eminent
merchants, as trustees, who for their valuable services were to receive
a fixed sum per annum, the whole income of which, after deducting the
expenses, was to be paid to his “beloved nephew,” Eugene Hungerford.
Eugene did not faint when he heard that he was to be the recipient
of one hundred and eighty thousand dollars a year, but his mother
absolutely gasped for breath.